9 of 11 Americans do not know when i'm making fun of them

9 of 11 Americans have minds so pliable that they think Saddam was behind 9/11.

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Y'all were loving us back in 1918, too.

"Over There, Over There
Send the word, send the word,
Over There
That the Yanks are coming,
The Yanks are coming,
The drums rum tumming everywhere
So prepare,
Say a Prayer
Send the word,
Send the word to beware
We'll be over, we're coming over.
And we won't be back till it's over over there!"

 

As pliable as silly putty.

http://www.fff.org/freedom/fd0409c.asp

"A February 2003 poll found that 72 percent of Americans believed that Saddam was “personally involved in the September 11 attacks.” A January 2003 poll found that almost half of Americans believed that one or more of the 9/11 hijackers were Iraqi — even though not a single hijacker hailed from that country. Seventy-three percent believed that Saddam “is currently helping al-Qaeda.”"

http://www.usatoday.com/news/washington/2003-09-06-poll-iraq_x.htm

"WASHINGTON (AP) — Nearly seven in 10 Americans believe it is likely that ousted Iraqi leader Saddam Hussein was personally involved in the Sept. 11 attacks, says a poll out almost two years after the terrorists' strike against this country."

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5 out of 4 Americans have trouble with numbers.

 

Cause you're not funny?

 

Hmmm, I don't give a fuck. A lot of other people I know feel the same way. Feeling any different about it won't change a thing. lol

 

oh, i love that i saw this thread in my cp just now... my sister was trying to think of the day that me and my brother like so much, she was trying to htink of 4.20, but instead she (for some reason) thought that we liked 9.11... so for my birthday that was yesterday, she got me a box that she woodburned 9.11 into it with a bunch of pot leafs and shit... evreybody was laughing there asses off. i still don't get how she confused the two...

 

thats coz ur jokes arent funny, i already told u

 

That's 125%, more than 120%. You should get a job at Fox News popping off statistics like that.

(yet another joke probably no one will get)

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I think you dropped your gay card, my friend

 

9 out of 11 Americans don't know this:
The 911 attacks were prophecised in this SNES game called Majin Tensei 2(released only in Japan):
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0MFSU-_qki4"]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0MFSU-_qki4

Stop the video at 0:30.
There you see the twin towers being targeted and then seconds later that demon explodes exactly at the right towers position.

 

I really should. Scary what the collective inattention is allowing to happen... and no, most won't comprehend the humor in what either of us wrote.

 

9 in 11 americans believe that fox news provides the news

 

According to the latest figures by Fox, it's actually 11 out of 9 or about 120%.

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I can prove that 48 goes into 19. If I can find her phone number here someplace.