Crazy Legends On Vaginas Pre-Internet

Before the internet debunked a lot of bullshit through mere pictures and information, there was a ton of "faux wisdom" that permeated young men.

Asian women had sideways vaginas.

Fat women had tight, wet and shallow ones.

Skinny women had wide, dry and deep ones.


Anyone over the age of 30, add any legends you've heard years ago.

 

A womans Vagina only gets wet after she has lost her virginity.

Peace Out,
Rev J

 

A woman can only get pregnant if she has an orgasm.

 

My dad told me they had teeth and could bite your dick off.

 

Hey to be fair that one is true...Metaphorically.

 

I was always told that the juice in them could eat through a Ti bar.

 

Sort of true, the ovaries can be a deposit for calcium over years, creating little white hard spots that look like teeth. I once went to a cadaver lab for a human anatomy class, I got to touch it. eww...
And when I was a wee lad, I was told the vag was a perfect circle hole, and before that I just thought that ladies had NOTHING where the legs meet.

 

Pillow pants will

 

After childbirth, they could just "put a tuck in it" while stitching it up.

 

They aren't used to barter.........








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Too much info, man. :willy_nilly:

I think it was a comedian who said when he was liitle boy he got put in the bath with his sister. When he asked where her penis was they told him she had been in a boating accident.

I had to Google that. lol

 

Is that like the 'husbands knot'?

My Dad told me about that also. I embarrassed the hell out of myself when I asked for that after my boy was born. I got some strange looks for that.

Good one Pop!

 

OK, here's the all-time classic: Nice girls don't (didn't) enjoy sex. And they never masturbated, either!