What to do about the "mess" Ladies I need help

Okay the issue is that my lover claims that the aftermath is too messy. Now we can never have sex before we go out because she claims that it "runs" out all night long. My question is what do you other ladies do to keep the mess at bay if you are going out or just had a quick romp and need to get dressed. Since she wont agree to condoms what do I do? What are your go to solutions to keep everything tidy 'till you can "clean up."

 

She's the one insisting on not using condoms? lol.

If it's 'runs' all night, is she worried about her clothes? She can put a liner on her underwear... I don't know why she would care, really. I don't mind it

 

Yes!! She says no condoms ever and she only likes it when I cum inside but then complains about the amount. She even made me go to the Doc to see why I "produce" so much. I'm just trying to find out the way others deal with the mess.

 

Tell her to quit bitching. Fuck, it's always gotta be summtin huh?

lol

 

It sounds like she doesn't want to have sex. Ask her if she's sure there isn't a reason beneath the reason. It's nothing a quick little wipe won't fix. Sounds more serious.

 

nut in her face next time

 

Give her surprise anal one day, just rail that shit.

See if that doesn't give her some perspective on the 'mess' ordeal.

 

or just shit on her

then break up with her and call her a fucking retard

 

Dude, you're so cool. lmao

 

Have her do Kegel's.

Put on the song I'm Not in Love by 10CC and smile.

According to some, about 10CC is normal.

 

its what i do to all my girls

it drives em wild

 

I think you're a troll because I do not know any woman who not only won't ALLOW you to wear condoms, but demands you cum IN her.

In the case you are not a troll, 1) I really pray she's on birth control 2) tell her to wipe the outside and inside very well or shove a tampon up there. I know I leak afterwards, but never enough to cause it to leak through my panties or cause discomfot.

 

A lot of women don't like condoms and like feeling a guy cum in them...

I think you're a troll cause you say something I don't understand, shit that gets annoying...

Everyones a fucking troll... no, some people are just weird and stupid.. and you might be one of them.

^ not directed at the previous poster

 

Is this your gunk flowing from her? Or her own wetness? =\

 

Okay, self edit- The women I know who have sex demand some sort of BC and condom are most prefered.

And I am not a troll, I am far too short to be a troll.... I would say I'm more of a gnome's size

 

I think you got this one.

However, in his defense, I have to add that it's well known that those of us with 10 inch cocks normally put out 40cc or more of cum, so it could be a problem.

 

How often do you have sex? I know that if i do not have sex for awhile or i become aroused frequently without ejaculating, when i finally let it all out it is more then the usual.

jm2c.

 

Thank you for assuming I’m a troll. Perhaps people with legitimate questions bother you. Or maybe you lack the skills to communicate without making fun of someone—your ad homonym agreements give you the ability to distance yourself from the real issue. I only asked because I thought maybe the women out there would have some insight into what I could suggest as quick clean me-ups. For SOME of the guys that answered I guess you misunderstood that I said “I need help”…your ignorance is only further verified by you disgusting and typical misogynistic juvenile responses. Concerning the condom use, we have been together for seventeen years and she just prefers not to use them. The greater issue I guess is that maybe I should have considered the source of the advice I was seeking. I thought perhaps some of you would have addressed this issue before, but I should know better than to think that the Neanderthals would keep silent so that the people that actually have concern for their fellow human would be able to voice their intelligent and helpful comments. Anyway for the two or three of you that had credible suggestions thank you for taking the time to respond.

 

Sorry, if we offended you guy but you have to understand our side of this.

First and foremost - THIS IS THE FUCKING INTERNET. We get all sorts of trolls who come on here as a "guest" posing their first post with some question that sounds like they get their jollies having women respond to personal questions. You didn't pose your question face-to-face where ppl could assess your sincerity but you posted it on the Web amongst a bunch of jaded Netizens.

And the question itself seemed suspicious. I'm a guy and my first response woulda been to wipe up and use panty liners. Even guys know that and the women here gave that advice as well.

So, if you're not a troll, sorry for the bad start. Welcome to the board and hope to see more posts on the forum.

 

Thank you Shale and I will attempt to understand your position by making use of your language. I am not surprised that some men find their “jollies” in the way you described and while that does not shock me it does reinforce the limitations that this form of communication has. While I would not want to delimit the body as to deny that a keystroke or a sightline cannot possess meaning it still remains an impoverished form of communication. I can imagine how hard it is for “women” (I hate labels of gender that require we limit our experience of being bodies in the world to male and female) who want nothing more than to communicate or even commune with others only to find some culturally constructed male egomaniac receiving pleasure from asking questions of a sexual nature. To the women out there if upon reading my question you said, “here we go again” I apologize for not beginning in a way that demonstrated I have the utmost respect for anyone and everyone who is here in “community” out of a genuine desire to communicate. As for the jaded “Netizens” that Shale referenced I can only hope that any further contact we have through post on this forum will be ones that demonstrate that not all of humanity uses this space of the “world-wide-web” as a place to reduce you to nothing more than a cheap fantasy.