why is one sandwich not enough

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  1. necessaryevil

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    you get a Klondike bar for that!!!
     
  2. warmhandedcanadian

    warmhandedcanadian shit storm chaser

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    true. :(
     
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  5. machinist

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    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IINnCX1v4Wc"]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IINnCX1v4Wc
     
  6. warmhandedcanadian

    warmhandedcanadian shit storm chaser

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    lol, oh well too bad for that family.

    Hope she doesnt have herpes.
     
  7. rak

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    You have asked a good question, since I have two sandwitches in my bag and know that if I eat one, then I will still feel hungry, and if I eat two, then I will look like a glutton before everyone around me. However, I have figured out that if you eat a sandwhitch, and then count to 10, then that one sandwhich easily satisfies your hunger. And if the hunger does not go by then, then count to 20.
     
  8. warmhandedcanadian

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    wow that is an excellent sandwich eating procedure... and quite a healthy attitude.
     
  9. rak

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    Another good method to eat less is to have some suger free chewing gum after eating a sandwhich, and to pretend as though it were something really tasty that you were chewing. That method also has its flaws, as I usually end up eating up all of the chewing gum that was intended to last me for the spate of about a week, so that I return to my old unhealthy eating habbits on the next day.
     
  10. hotwater

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    I don’t believe in denying my body what it wants; so if I desire 3 sandwiches I’ll eat 3 sandwiches (swiss cheese, ham, and hard salami with mayonnaise) with the knowledge that I’ll burn off every ounce by either playing basketball or going mountain biking for a couple of hours.

    I eat everything I want and I stay thin & trim – I’ll worry about blowing up to the size of a barrage balloon when I’m much older :cool:

    Hotwater
     
  11. rak

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    Lately, a Kebab salesman tried to make his business more successful by selling doner kebabs at half price, which just led me to buy two of them for the price of one; hence denying my body of what it actually wanted, by feeding it with with double the portion of food than desired, simply because I could afford it.
     
  12. hotwater

    hotwater Senior Member Lifetime Supporter

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    That’s what supersizing is all about :mad:

    To make the already fattened prey desire even more to fill the devils hunger in us all :eek:


    Hotwater
     
  13. rak

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    The devil seriously needs to get a life.
     
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