i am: Josh Douche

at papa johns at least

i ordered a pizza online last night. well my email, name, address, and phone number were all stored at the website. with slight variations. i'm guessing i was super stoned and paranoid one time and tried to order pizza, but didn't feel the need to disclose my full name, address, and phone number.

so my address was slightly wrong, my phone number had one number wrong, and i was in there as Josh Douche! (my name is Josh D___)
i changed everything, except i COULDN'T change my name. fuck it, i thought. so i go to pick up my pizza, and i'm 100% sure that the girl working there had to read it. i saw her crack a grin.

made the pizza girl laugh, made me and my GF laugh, hopefully it makes mah stoners laugh

 

Nice meeting you Mr. Douche.

 

Lol, your funny dood. I <3 you...

This thread is awesome.

 

A beverage with my pizza?... uhhhh yeah, a vinegar and water please.

 

next time, maybe i'll make a scene. "WTF?! you guys think this is funny? calling me Douche? it clearly says my actual name on the credit card info. i want a free pizza!"

 

your address was wrong?

how'd that work out?

 

bahahaha. that is awesome.

 

good luck!

 

hahahaha

 

haha I used to give the scrappers metal people off name, and I used Jerry Weir for a while. One time the dude wrote Jerry Weird.. cash handler lauhged her ass off.. she says your name is weird? No my name is Weir. yeah Weird. haha it went around a few time before i saw it wrote on the slip..

 

i changed my address to be correct. but i picked it up from the store anyways.

i shoulda saved the label that said Josh Douche. or order another pizza

 

order another!

I won't do papa john's cause I got FUCKED by their superbowl offer +_+

 

10 bucks for any specialty or create your own pizza.

mine was so tasty. whole thing had mushrooms and onions. half had pepperoni and jalapenos. other half had spicy italian sausage and green peppers. thin crust. i could have eaten the whole fuckin thing. i ate a piece in the five minute drive to my apt. and another piece or two outside on my cell phone.
munchies

 

mm muchrooms. Think Ill eat some.. nuke some premie buds,, Wtf old man,, I hope my dealer didnt die or nothing, should of been home by now?

 

you must eat your weight in mushrooms in a week. in a day if you really are a squirrel

 

haha. Darn deers be eating them all the time... I was pleasantly surprised to find blue foots, I think I found a couple subs but left them behind cause it would of been to difficult to id. tasted like sub, had a serotonin/nitrogen taste would of been bad to swallow any cause i had the positve foots and I wouldnt of been able to notice psych effect from the tinniest taste. (even deadly shoorms take more than a gram to kill a human btw..
you can however positvily id a psych with under a gram, if its active...
I have pounds of amanitas though, not really a psychedelic but I can give you trippy visuals, deep mind sets, Very good for pain relief but for many years ive dismissed this shroom. I suppose as Im getting older towards the grave dont really give a shit now..

 

still collecting phalaris hehe, till my Ark is full..

 

lol that did make me laugh!! thanks that is pretty dang awesome and funny!!

: )

 

Hahaha douche

 

Josh Douche got another pizza tonight. delicious. again i could have eaten the whole thing.