So last nite I watched possibly the worst movie I've ever seen, "Spiderbabe"... it's like Spiderman, just a woman, who fights crime in NYC, and she likes to have sex with the people she rescues. Most porn movies suck, imo, but this one just brought crappiness to a whole new level. Whenever I started getting hard, the shittiness of the movie scared it away. How the hell can the people who produce these movies allow them to see the light of day?
LOL, its funny, shotime shows some of the worst porn, one day i saw this thing called "Lord Of The G-String" i was so baked i laughed my ass off at every minute because it was just so pathetic it was funny. plus they had some other one that was a Planet of the Apes porn. The people at showtime sure know how to make porn that makes you go "bleeeeeh"
Lord of the G-String..I was thinking of that when opening this thread.... bloody hilarious...Dildo Sagings.
plot less porn sucks...need the plot, it builds excitement. but yea, a lot of porn sucks, not even worth watching. but 1 of my roomates gf said that a lot of the girls in porn have nasty pussies...so if that doesn't say something, then i dont' know what does. i was watching this one, forgot what it was called, but it was recent and they were doing like an 80's remake of 80's porn...it was terrible, so very very bad.
