I built a masturbation machine for men that actually works

Dude, a drill bit spinning at 2500 rpm will fuck your cock up in no uncertain terms regardless if it's wrapped up in tape or not. You really think your protected? By looking at the pic I can tell all it's going to take is one wrong move and you will push the bit in further and end up with mince-meat for a dick.
Oh well, when you shred your dick and bleed to death we'll just chalk it up to another case of natural selection weeding the morons out of the gene pool.

 

You actually joined HipForums today just so you could share this "invention" of yours?
Thats really sad and you have deeper issues than jerking it 4 times a day.

 

:drool5:...

 

i work with huge masturbation machines everyday lol..

i can even program a computer numerical control machine to run all on its own all day

 

ok see you guys later. Obviously, I'm not cool enough. I'm guessing no one actually read my post in its entirety. The drill has a variable speed dial so it only goes 60 rpm. Ok, well, see you guys later. I'm done here. I thought some would think this was cool. bye.

 

Any particular section, like the want ads?

 

i see a female version in the future

 

Shop vac, 20 rubber gloves, Duct tape..

 

No shit!

 

I think the female version would include some sort of jackhammer, no?

 

Look, I will offer a different opinion to everyone else.

Most people talk to talk, but never talk the walk. I never expected you to actually produce a picture with evidence of your little invention

so congratulations on what you have built, and for the obvious effort

I think the idea is cool enough, i'm supposing people are just worried from a safety point of view. But yeah, if you're happy to put your dick in there, more the power to you!

 

What the fuck did you expect????????????????????????????

Did you think we would say OOOO! AAAHH! and start placing orders or something.

 

honestly a spinning motion like that is not that satisfying

 

this thing is fucking awesome! with some mods (like cutting off the sharp part of the bit) it would be a great idea! i'm shure i could make this the most beastly christmas present ever!

 

Best.Thread.Ever.

 

Spinning is not the right type of action. Tools that oscillate would be better.

 

This strikes me as being very similar to a thread posted some time ago, which I responded to with a diagram.

http://www.hipforums.com/newforums/showthread.php?t=338819&highlight=machine&f=277

Unfortunately the uploaded diagram no longer appears to be there, but the similarity of the OP's nicks in both this thread & the original one lead me to believe they are one & the same person.

 

I still think that bitch is Hot.. Like 120V HOT..

 

I can appreciate the engineering, time, creativity and effort the OP put into this.

I also feel like he could have spent the same money, more or less, and bought something at his local sex shop that's much safer with much less effort.

Either way...this dude is SERIOUS about his whackin'.

I'll stick to my palm. Huh Huh...get it? STICK to my PALM?

 

Yeah, I dont get how spinning in that fashion would do anything