Jesus Christ

They could modify the remains slightly and rename it "The Ant That Ate Cincinnati."



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Maybe in this case it got struck by lightning because with a steel skeleton the thing was one giant lightning rod.

I'd rule out divine intervention

 

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i live 5 minutes from big butter jesus... i found it pretty funny... i also heard they used holy water to put him out and the rumor is that in 3 days he will be maigically resurected

 

Nah. They used regular water that became holy afterward.

How do you make holy water? Boil the hell out of it.

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I know this reminds me of something.



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Don't be silly. It was obviously God that done it.

 

hahahaha

 

That is the funniest before and after picture I have seen in a long time.

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It's terrible how hilarious this thread is.

 

:rofl::rofl::rofl:

 

The statue in Rio is 130 feet tall and 98 feet wide. Make a hell of a fire!

 

Yeah you would have to add a lot of additional fuel to ignite Bernanke.

 

Might be worth a try,tho.

 

Bernanke might drown while he is being soaked in the gasoline. You may not need the fire.

 

Oh come on now. This isn't simply the result of the laws of physics governing electric charge. It should be obvious to everyone that God was involved in this. It is described fully by the all-encompassing theory of 'intelligent discharge'.

Much like with electrical forces, gravity isn't explained fully by just a physical law either. Recall the Evangelical theory of 'intelligent falling'.

http://www.theonion.com/articles/evangelical-scientists-refute-gravity-with-new-int,1778/

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You people are all a bunch of sinners...but the Short Circuit poster is awsome.

 

Man. 35 posts in the thread which is a clone of mine, and only 17 in mine.

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:rofl:

Similar to the cartoon theory of gravity. A cartoon character will not start to fall until two steps after he realizes that he has stepped off a cliff. It makes about as much sense as the evangelical version.

 

And the Roadrunner defies the law of gravity and doesn't have a terrible fall like the Coyote because he never studied law.

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