weirdest events you've seen while tripping

My friend and I were on 8ths driving around blasting Mars Volta. We were pulling out of the gas station and a lady zoomed past us and went into on coming traffic whilst trying to turn up an exit that's curved a way she couldn't go. She stopped and had no clue what to do, she was mindfudged as fuck and we were laughing our asses off.

 

A few years ago my sister and I were in Boston near Fenway Park right before a Red Sox game. There was a guy with his two sons walking ahead of us. He had a small souvenir baseball sticking out of the back of his pants, but where it was sticking out it was still covered up by his shirt. So as he was walking, the bat swayed from side to side under the shirt, which gave the appearance of him having a sort of "tail" protruding from the middle of his back. We didn't realize what it actually was until we'd followed him for a several minutes and watched him take the bat out. We really thought he had some kind of bizarre lizard tail wagging from his back. It was almost nauseating. I think that would have confused me even if I was sober.

 

One time me and a friend were on some potent mushrooms and I was way too fucked up to drive so I pulled over and parked in this gas station that everybody kind of meets up at. Well me and my friend started tripping face and we could not stop laughing. We were sitting in my car with the windows down laughing our asses off for what seemed like forever, and then a minivan pulls up beside us and its a group of like 6 older people and they slide open the door and get out and scream "We cant find the seat!" while busting out laughing, so we all just started laughin hysterically together, it was a rather odd moment lol.

Then soon after that I went into the store to get something to drink and I saw the cashiers aura! It was beautiful, it was green with an outline of blue on the outside. When i went up to pay I was just staring at her, mesmerised. I saw other people in the store and did not see anything like that around them but for some reason I could see the cashiers. There are always all kinds of strange synchronicites that occur during my trips as well, like almost every time I trip I see a frog or a slug, its like they are attracted to me while in this altered state. I almost never see them unless im tripping, its weird.

 

Had another encounter with deer again today. I don't know what their problem is, but these deer love to fuck with me while I'm tripping. Me & my best pal were just sitting in the park on some logs in a circle, minding our own business and this bitch comes prancing and leaping across the trail straight for us... so up we go and walked away and I'm scared to turn my back on this thing but every time I looked back, he stood his ground and stared me down. We walked not even 2 minutes down the trail and find a cool tree to sit by and as we're approaching, what else, but a long neck with a fucking deer head pops out of the long grass and scans the area. Needless to say, we didn't get that tree. Fucking deer, man. Everyone else at the park walks right on by with no trouble and the deer scatter and GTFO of their way, but these fuckers KNOW when we're tripping and they love to bug us out.

Like, who the fuck is afraid of deer? I never was until recently.

 

Why do you fear such an animal? Do you honestly think it will hurt you? It's a deer, I've been tripping before and come close to sitting and petting one. It's more afraid of you than you are it, especially when you radiate fear around it.

This goes with lots of animals, and people too

 

Fuck deer.

Not for the faint of heart.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GjOOg3bQMjs"]YouTube- Overprotective Deer Mother Attacks Dog Then Cat

 

Not these fucking deer! Apparently, they sense the fear and feed off it. Like I said, I never was afraid until recently. But when you see a 200lb crazy-eyed, spindly legged, motherfucking horned beast charging straight at you - UNPROVOKED nonetheless - while you're tipping balls, all you can really think is "Fuck! RUN!!!"

Twice now, I've had deer approach me in a menacing manner. This is the movie that plays in my head while the fight or flight instinct kicks in:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=59AEqNPpYzY"]YouTube- deer attacks hunter

Although I think that if you're hunting the deer you totally deserve it... but NOT when you're minding your own fuckin' business tripping in the park.

 

Yeah man, deer are strong animals. And fucking stupid. That's a dangerous combo.

 

yah deer make weird f'ing noises and shit when they feel threatened or trapped. We used to have them run behind our house where its hard to get out because it was blocked off on the house side and a creek on the other side, so in where they came was like the only way out. I was (still am) kind of a nut so I would chase them around and occasionally they would get pissed and make weird ass noises at me.

 

that deer's just protecting its offspring. you say fuck deer, if that deer could talk, and it was like you, it would probably say fuck these people that built a subdivision where i live. fawn resting under a parked car and you say fuck deer :coffee:

 

that is the best video ive seen in a long time

 

Meeting Bong Water.

 

The Do Lab baby

 

I was on 2 hits of acid and I was sitting with my friend in his car in a wal-mart parking eating a snack. While were sitting there these two identical twin little girls wearing the same white dress and same bow in there hair, come skipping across the parking lot going, "hooray hooray hooray", over and over and over again. Creeepy as shit, straight out of the exorcist!

 

Is it possible you meant The Shining?

 

Holy fuck.....

Whether or not the deer had the "right" to defend its children (I guess it doesnt have a way of knowing the dog isn't a threat), if that was my dog, there would have been a dead deer/ or a dead me... I really can't believe the lady just stood there yelling...

 

Really? Wondering about a deers rights? Who bestows these rights upon deer? They are animals, they are driven by thoughtless hungers and fears. They aren't thinking about fucking moral predicaments.

 

Once, I was tripping on campus during the day of the first football game. I was on acid though, not shrooms.

We were walking through campus and passed a girl passed out in front of a set of stairs, surrounded by EMTs. It was weird.

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-UawL7E0fyg&feature=related"]YouTube- Special K - Trippin Balls

 

More thinking about fucking each other.