you force slavery on poor little cats, making them hunt for all the mice and rats in your hoarder household!
i am being mind controlled by you, so if i do anything bad, it's your fault! oooh, i can feel a big'un coming on....
plays accordion and drives one of these and has big geeky glasses... you know the one I'm talking about.
Goes to the 24-hour MacDonalds at 3:00 AM wearing a headscarf and sunglasses, buys Chicken McNuggets, and eats them in the closet with the lights off.
rammed a booger the size of a tennis ball in some poor buggers mouth, and stitched his lips shut, then got all pissed off cos the guy tried to strangle him