I think I have a dirty mind

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by shaggie, Jun 11, 2010.

  1. shaggie

    shaggie Senior Member

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    I saw an ad on TV for AwesomeAuger and I thought at first that it said AwesomeFucker.

    Maybe you people on RT have corrupted me. :)

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  2. Heat

    Heat Smile, it's contagious! :) Lifetime Supporter

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    That has always been my story as well and I am sticking to it. :)
     
  3. Vanilla Gorilla

    Vanilla Gorilla Go Ape

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    You think you have a dirty mind because of that?
     
  4. stinkfoot

    stinkfoot truth

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    If your mind is dirty, simply think soapy thoughts then rinse. Stubborn brain stains may require multiple treatments.
     
  5. spexxx

    spexxx Member

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    Boston Lager what?
     
  6. psychedelicg1rl

    psychedelicg1rl Member

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    I have dirty thoughts all the time, like when I dont hear something, and think it was something really perverted instead, happens to me all the time.
     
  7. stinkfoot

    stinkfoot truth

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    That's suds alright...

    It cleans the mind by first loosening the dirt from the brain- then draining it out of the mouth through speech centers
     
  8. shaggie

    shaggie Senior Member

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    Yeah, but it may turn out that the soap commercials I see on TV look like dirty names. :p

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  9. TiedyeDreams

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    There's nothing wrong with having a dirty mind as long as you don't become a serial rapist. :)

    If the urges get too strong just go to a music festival and visit one of the orgies in the bathroom stalls.
     
  10. The Imaginary Being

    The Imaginary Being PAIN IN ASS Lifetime Supporter

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    That must be one smelly orgy, geez :eek:
     
  11. shaggie

    shaggie Senior Member

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    Sounds like Tiedye has a much dirtier mind than I. :)

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  12. TiedyeDreams

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    I'm just an observant person. Its not my fault the world around me is dirty :p
     
  13. shaggie

    shaggie Senior Member

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    That's what they all say. :rolleyes:

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  14. lynzxx

    lynzxx Senior Member

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    ha i have such a dirty mind... everything thats said i think of sexual innuendos haha...


    one of my teachers told me i had a dirty mind.. it was so embarrassing :rofl: ...
     
  15. _zero_

    _zero_ Newbie

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    So you really are perfect. :)

    :p

    :cool:
     
  16. thedope

    thedope glad attention Lifetime Supporter

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    Time for some brain washing.
     
  17. shaggie

    shaggie Senior Member

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    Yes, you can wash it. And wax it too. :)

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  18. _zero_

    _zero_ Newbie

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    190-proof alcohol is an excellent cleaning solvent for brain cells. :cheers2:
     
  19. lynzxx

    lynzxx Senior Member

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    haha.. i thought it wasnt such a good thing :p
     
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