I know how to fix the BP oil spill

We take all the executives of BP, all their CEO's, and Barrack Obama and we stuff their bodies into that fuckin pipe until not ONE more drop comes out. Problem solved.

 

The BP execs for sure but not Barrack Obama; he’s still the man and will go down in history as the finest US president :cheers2:


Hotwater

 

Since JFK, perhaps. He's always in slow mo though. It's like, "listen brother, drink an extra cup of joe today and get some shit done. That ultra-cool vibe thing is great, but come on."

 

Well we brothers have to stick together but if you think it would help, I could ship him two pounds of
Maxwell House Mocha Latte

Hotwater

 

The worlds largest Maxi Pad

 

So it IS true that you all know each other! lol

Get on it man, the man needs a little kick. Better a caffeine one than a republican's boot in the arse!

 

He can't help it, all that weed slows him down. :sifone:

 

JFK is the Kurt Cobain of politics.

(Cept Kurt went the extra step by doing it himself, the wily bastard)

 

Great Idea, If Somebody Happens To Have Oprah's Cellphone Number On

Their Speed Dial, Give The Old Dear A Call, And See If She Can Spare

A Tampon Or Two, To Help Save The Enviroment......



Cheers Glen.

 

HA! Oprah was the very first thing I thought of too when I saw that post.