How Many Orgasms Do You Think Mary Had?

Surely god would know where the G-spot is, right?

 

'It's God's child' - bullshit! Worst excuse for cheating I ever heard.
I'd say at least one or she wouldn't have needed to cheat on Joseph in the first place.

 

My guess, 23

 

That is awful.

 

Since it wasn't mean for her pleasure, I would say none. It was a holy thing supposedly and don't they look down upon sexual pleasure?

 

i alway thought of it as god just kind of jacking off and slipping it in at the last minute...

 

Mary = epic liar. God's child, pft.

 

lmao

 

awesome.

 

Didn't Gabriel had something to do with it?

 

this. She got knocked up by another guy, make some fantastic story up, etc.

 

666 orgasms

 

lmfao

 

that's a silly question that can never be answered, but probably about the same as anybody else.

 

lmao. true greatness

 

She had 6 orgasms. And when she expected the seventh, God said,

"Bitch make me a sammich. And my shit don't gotta be kosher neither."

 

I'm just wondering why this thread amuses you all and what it has to do with your religion of hedonism.

If you really want to get the answer you should probably look to the source of the question - that being the Bible, whether you believe it to be truth or not.

The answer is not explicitly given because it's not relevant, but by all indications is none.

 

i dont think female orgasm is necessary for fertilization..

 

No I understood it perfectly. I just couldn't believe people found it so amusing.