Came home from what ever and went to see your mom or dad and found them with another guy or girl (in bed). By that Im talkin your mom with another girl and you dad with another guy... what would you do?
Laugh fire up a joint and relax and when he or she comes out all red faced and embarassed laugh some more, offer some of the joint and tell them that i really don't give a rats ass who they wanna dance with. Then ask whats for dinner
well... I wouldn't be suprised my mom is a chick magnet she's had quite a few friends who were lesbians but my mom isn't so it didn't happen.
i'd throw up, on either account. not because of the gayness issue, but because of the sex issue. i've managed to go my whole life without ever seeing my parents doing the nasty, and i hope to always keep it that way.
The words " HOLY FUCKING SHIT" would erupt into a fountain of vomit spewing from my mouth landing on them. I would then proceed to force them to lick it up while eating a piece of moldy cheese.