Where the FUCK are my KEYS?!

seriously! I cant leave until I find them. Its a good thing I dont have to be at work or anything important like that. I am so pissed off.

 

Just call them bro

 

Where did you last have them?

 

I lose my keys, phone and passpart multiple times most days. Money is the same...its gotten to the point where I dont even bother looking for them anymore. Just wait for them to turn up

 

Friday night when Carri and I went to Perkins. I drove. Ive checked everywhere they could be. I think they have been moved from where I put them and not by me.

 

well, keep us posted

 

Have you checked Jennifer's bra?

 

or the Guatamala hole?

 

^ dude that could totally be a new meme

 

I've always wondered why this hasn't been invented yet. It just makes sense.

It would be shitty times for the person that lost their keys and phone.

 

Ok i found them like seven minutes ago. I went out on the back porch and im just standing around and i look aournd to the side of the house and I see a little toy layin in the grass. I go over and pick it up, and i see another one. then another and another. I look up and there's a hole in the second story screen. Its the window in the kids' room. (keep in mind I dont have a kid anymore. We have squatters in our house again.) I look back down on the ground and sure enough there are my keys smiling up at me. If those kids weren't sleeping they would've got scolded for a very long time. This key fiasco made my day worthless now. I was going to drive (with my bike) down to a town called Morrow where the bike path goes under I-71. IT's the tallest bridge in Ohio. So much for that its dark now.

this is how i feel.

 

its been invented but they suck. you know the thing where you whistle or clap and they beep? they dont work. then they beep in your poxket all the time when you dont want them to.

 

Ahh, I remember the infomercials. Dump on those people for doin a half ass job.

Sucks about the timing but high five on finding ya keys.

 

http://www.wikipatents.com/US-Patent-6573832/remote-control-finder

 

Did you have them with you when you were working on your other car? Perhaps they are in it?

Good luck!

oppps....edit see you found them. Glad you did!

 

Maybe they fell out of your pockets and you lost them somewhere.

EDIT: oh, I see you found them.

 

Well at least ya found them!

 

hahaha

 

hahahahaha your both getting rep

 

I thought of my keys being in there as soon as I read the article. Look at the what the fuck thread and my post time versus the one here. ME ME ME