You might be a Hip Forums member if...

..if you think having dreads makes you a hippie

 

ha!

If you think hunting is cruel........sorry folks, man's gotta eat.

 

...........if you ever said L.....O......L.....in real life

 

if leaves make you horny

 

If you worry about making a salad for lunch, because you cannot remember which of the vegetables you have shoved up your arse

you are probably a member of hipforums

 

google image search is your browsers homepage

 

if you clutch your children closer to you when you see a dreaded man in a wheelchair

 

...if you have more free time than there are hours in a day

 

a cup of coffee and Hip-Forums is part of your morning routine

 

..if you have a friend who thinks he is a squirrel



...and may possibly actually be one

 

if you think 'celtic frost' is a strain of pot

 

When sometimes you just can't work out if a poster is male or female

 

Innit, bro!!

 

Uhm, I mean sis?

 

I am somewhat loneley, that's the point of wanting the advice for my date. But I do have plenty of friends. Aslo, I just feel trapped with group hugs. I accidentally left out the word "group" before the word "hugs." I enjoy hugs when I have a partner or a close friend to share them with.

And, on a seperate note: since I saw someone else say its hard to tell if a user on here is a male or a female, I'm a male. And so there is no more confusion with something else: I'm bisexual. So, should everyone post their gender on every post, so that there's no confusion? Or are we getting into the big brother theory there?

 

you might be a hipforums member if you think making 420 posts is an achievement worthy of it's own thread

 

lol


if you have more body hair than all the pets in your house combined

 

if your computer has bong water cooling

 

if...
a) you are trying to make sense of it all or
b) you think you have made sense of it all and want to share or
c) you KNOW you have made sense of it all and want to force your opinions on others

 

When everytime you write the word 'random', you automatically capitalize it....