Woman rips off man's testicles with her bare hands

Holy crap. What a psycho.

 

by far the most hilarious part of this story is the guy who hands the ball back and says "that's yours". of course, I'm picturing someone calmly saying "that's yours, sir" in a stereotypically oliver twist-ian accent. personally, if I witnessed that happening I'd get the fuck away from her as quickly as possible to protect my own nuts.

 

This is why I never have my testicles exposed at parties

 

While technically this isn’t necroposting it should be since the incident occurred over 5 years ago

Monti was sentenced in February 2005 to two and a half years behind bars for the assault. The judgment did little to soothe Jones who claimed that the attack ruined his life, causing not only permanent physical disfigurement but also long-term emotional damage.


This event followed a series of previous penile dismemberments including Kim Tran, 35, of Anchorage Alaska who cut off the penis of her 44 year old boyfriend after he threatened to leave her, and the incident involving John and Lorena Bobbitt; who was later found "not guilty by reason of insanity" for cutting off her husband’s penis while he was sleeping.


Hotwater :hide:

 

Is it weird that I'd still hit it?

 

All women definitely have moments where they are tempted to do this.

 

Can they sew that shit back on? Like those women who cut their mans dick off, can they sew that shit back on there? I sure hope so.. that would seriously suck

 

GGGGYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHh

 

not in this case, apparently they were unable to

 

*Gulp*

 

One star rating? Haters gonna hate

 

Well she does look vulnerable in that picture and even knowing the potential danger involved; highly fuckable



Hotwater

 

hmm cool