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I'm my defense it was pouring drinks down me all night

to be fair the party drugs the antelopes and elephants were taking that night were barmy, the monkey told me not to chill with them but they, .. he, was so good damn charming

 

Aim for your mouth next time.

 

...You might be a member of Hipforums if you prefer to seek advice for your life from a complete bunch of people you don't know...

 

.........:smilielol5:



Cheers Glen.

 

What's on your mind, grumpy?

I'm here for you :grouphug:

 

Are we all talking about the same thing? :rofl:

 

And I'm Right Behind You.........:grouphug:..........



Cheers Glen.

 

His mouth isn't back there.
:leaving:

 

Help out then, you dirty, dirty man



You might be a member of Hipforums, if

you can tolerate innocuous homoerotic banter

 

I Always Get Things Ass About.....



Cheers Glen.

 

And That My Friend Is What Makes This Such A Great Place...

Regardless Of Race, Colour, Creed, Sexual Preferences Etc...

For Some Reason Which GLEN Cannot Yet Fathom, We All Get Along Just

Nicely.......



Cheers Glen.

 

Its nice to know that you inadaquately deduced my mood from that... and what's on my mind truly belongs on another thread. But I can give you a brief explanation, "I'm nervous about a date I'm having this Saturday."

Also, I'm not grumpy, just not awake yet. And just so you know, I don't like hugs.

 

......

:grouphug:

 

What A Sad, Lonely, Life You Must Live......



Cheers Glen.

 

AHEM!!!

You might be a Hipforums member if you drift off the subject and get into a damn flame war!!

 

You're a member of hipforums is you have tentacles for arms and live in a cave which is up a tree.

 

if you've smoked cat nip

 

>>>The Imaginary Being

...if you think you don't exist

 

If you think your imaginary friend is real

*taps head sympathetically*

 

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