Anal is actually reliable as birth control...

Discussion in 'Birth Control' started by s2lizard, Jun 2, 2010.

  1. s2lizard

    s2lizard Member

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    For me and the wife anyways. We were never into condoms, pills, timing it, whatever. The pull out thing didnt work for us either since I want to cum inside her and she also wants this. Weve been doing anal regularly for over 6 years. Theres vaginal sex in there too but I almost always "finish" in her asshole. Or, many times we just do anal which we both really enjoy.

    So, in 6 years weve never had a problem with anal sex & pregnancy. People talk about "runoff" or drips but if you cum inside her ass, it doesnt just leak out. If you cum on it...watch out of course. ;)

    I realize that anal isnt for everyone and most people dont use anal as "regular" sex like we do. But, you can enjoy it and not have to worry too much from what we have experienced.
     
  2. sidneyisinlove

    sidneyisinlove Member

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    Congratulations, you have found the fool proof method on how not to get pregnant ;)
     
  3. The Imaginary Being

    The Imaginary Being PAIN IN ASS Lifetime Supporter

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    Allegedly, it can still get someone pregnant, it's just a lot less likely. Word to the wiser.
     
  4. Sam_Stoned

    Sam_Stoned Senior Member

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    it could drip out. also when you're still in her woo-woo you can precum enough to trigger humanity.

    Could you imangin the personality of a kid who was only born cause some cum leaked out of his mothers ass? Food for thought.
     
  5. The Imaginary Being

    The Imaginary Being PAIN IN ASS Lifetime Supporter

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    Haha

    I think I know one of those, he's a wanker. Sort of figures now, I suppose :rolleyes:
     
  6. caster1

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    Some people are just natural born assholes... :rolleyes:
     
  7. squibbles

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    Anals the new vaginal
     
  8. desperad0

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    Don't blame us if your wife has a baby turd.
     
  9. The Imaginary Being

    The Imaginary Being PAIN IN ASS Lifetime Supporter

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    That's not a nice thing to call your newborn child :confused:

    :p
     
  10. caster1

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    Would Shit Head be better?
     
  11. The Imaginary Being

    The Imaginary Being PAIN IN ASS Lifetime Supporter

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    Well, they say like 2 of 3 when have an accidental poop whilst giving birth

    so 33.33..% of the time, sure :D
     
  12. GLENGLEN

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    I Would Just Like To Add, I Have Enjoyed Anal Sex Since I Was About

    Ten Years Old, And Not Once Have I Had A Pregnancy Scare....:).

    Sounds Like A 100% Safe Form Of Birth Control To Me....:).



    Cheers Glen.
     
  13. sidneyisinlove

    sidneyisinlove Member

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    Lord, you people know nothing, you can't get pregant from cum just touching the Vagina.......
     
  14. The Imaginary Being

    The Imaginary Being PAIN IN ASS Lifetime Supporter

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    I know, it's the stork

    but humor us :D
     
  15. Sweetleaf63

    Sweetleaf63 Senior Member

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    The pull out method definitely works for my partner and I. We've never had complications,We also don't use condoms or pills etc. Some of us are just lucky:D
     
  16. GLENGLEN

    GLENGLEN Banned

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    Another Day, Another Word Of Wisdom From Mr Silver....:coffee:



    Cheers Glen.
     
  17. The Imaginary Being

    The Imaginary Being PAIN IN ASS Lifetime Supporter

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    Lolz
     
  18. sidneyisinlove

    sidneyisinlove Member

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    im doing my best, what does the stork eat ??? ;)
     
  19. The Imaginary Being

    The Imaginary Being PAIN IN ASS Lifetime Supporter

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    After consultation, the stork has informed me that it likes to eat pot noodle, as the job is quite demanding and they're always on the move :rolleyes:
     
  20. TipsyGypsy

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    I'm tempted.... but I'll resist :D
     

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