The Big Fucking BANG :p

The Big Bang



So it was the first fest of the season!! Hurray.

I stock piled my stash to bring out there and have a life changing time. So we shopped till we dropped, got a new tent and gear. A fucking bad ass grill and bad ass food to go along for the trip. We headed out Thursday to the lake and hung out for sitters to arrive. We hung out, our friends dog lifted his leg to pee for the first time on his first time out of the town and in the woods. We smoked some blunts, I threw the dog in the water after I was told he had never swam and he couldn’t get wet. HAHA, fuck a dog can’t swim in 80 degree weather, WTF.

We headed out on the boat and I jumped off somewhere and went swimming while they rode around. They came back and picked me up and we went fishing for some trout. We got 3 rainbows average 25-28”. Cresented our new stainless BBQ grill with fresh caught trout. I decided to put a 1/8 of mushrooms on them and eat it up. We smoked some after meal blunts and went out with the toys.

We took the 4 wheelers out and all the firearms. J had never shot a pistol before and T let him shoot his. He picked it up, shot it, looked terrified, handed the gun back and said he was good with that. T shot a clip, J shot a clip, and then they moved onto the rifles. I showed up after this and T asked if I wanted to shoot his pistol to compare our 2 glocks. I said hell yea, I got my pistol and his cocked them back and shot one shot. T’s pistols slide cut my thumb so I repositioned and then let the rest of the rounds off. It was absolutely amazing!! A 40cal compact and a 357sig sub compact in each hand firing away. And I guess I didn’t know about J so after the first shot and then I let off the rest all I could hear was laughing. They dogged on him so hard that a tripping fem can shoot double pistols with no problems, no whining and J couldn’t handle 1 shot. So yea, it was epic. I then got to shoot the ar-10, and I did more practice with my pistol.

Shortly after we got back the sitters arrived and we headed to the fest!! Cruise control all the way till we got there. So we showed up and it was fucking crowded on the first day. Mind you this is a very small scale fest deep in the woods and they didn’t want it to get big. We went to park and they said we could set camp by our car that there was a camping area. We brought so much shit!! OMG. So we ended up just bringing the tent, chairs, BBQ’er, food and chairs. Which worked out ok, we just had to walk a million miles a million times to change, get beverages, whatever. That sucked.

So the first thing I did when I showed up was empty a syringe of 4mg DOI into my thirsty mouth and let it soak in for as long as possible till I had to swallow the lovely compound. We ran load after load and on like the last one one of the guys on a 6 wheeler offered to take us and the load to camp. Half way there a chick jumped on for a ride, we chatted and I found out it was her B day. She said it was her stop and we let he off, she ran off and forgot her brand new pack of smokes in the bed. I swooped them up and put them in my pocket so I could find her later.

We make it to camp and start setting up the tent and I hear people talking about a birthday. And from the forest I yell, “Is that a little blonde chicks birthday and she’s wearing a straw hat?” Fuck yea it was her and I ran out and gave them to her. She was amazed that I saved them and didn’t smoke them,, haha I don’t smoke that’s probably why. But since it was her birthday I had to give them back, I had at least 5 people offer to buy/trade for them. I run back to camp and set the rest of the tent up, starting to feel the DOI and the mushrooms were diminishing. I got a HUGE rainbow beach umbrella for my camp, and I set it up. Got the BBQ’er going and got some steak and oysters out.

We sat and cooked fresh oysters on the grill and people were tripping out asking wtf we were eating. It’s always epic when people see us eating like kings in the middle of nowhere. Then we cracked open the steaks and ate them. All the hungry hippies came from everywhere for the left over’s. We of course shared what we had to give all the way through the weekend.

We ate dinner and I then ate 12mg 2cp, grabbed the bag of mollies and went for a walk to share the party favors. We only shared with the people who knew molly, if we had to explain they didn’t deserve it. So you can walk through the woods in the camping area, in the fest where the vendors and music is and then the parking area which were the people that were camping out of their cars. You can walk and walk and walk and meet and meet and meet new and amazing people. You see the regular peeps from fests past and re introduce yourselves again. We had this chick that followed us around like a lost puppy all weekend that we see at all of them. She is super super cool, but pissed me off on the last day. TBC

So during this time of year the sun never goes down all the way and it’s light 24/7. So I never really knew what time it was, or even what day at some points. The sun went down and got cold so we spent a lot of time in the tent with a heater. Which no one else had, so we had the party camp at that time. When the sun was coming back up and it was getting warmer I ate 5g of PE mushrooms and went for a journey outside. We were getting pissed at out pipe so we tried to find the glass blower that was probably sleeping, and was forever after that. So we bought a few at the store already made. We later found V and set up and appt to make a Sherlock for us later this week since he didn’t have his big oven.

We walked and walked, met and met. Everyone had to make an appearance and meet us since we had the best stuff around. We couldn’t walk 100 feet without someone wanting to talk to us. I was high as fuck the whole time at this point; we smoked with everyone we met pretty much. And we brought the SUPER purp medical weed, about an oz for personal. We would trade for other weed to smoke blunts with and not ruin the super fire we had. We gave someone some mushrooms and not even 20 minutes go by and they had lost it, lol. Someone had a great find! We heard about all kinds of stuff being lost, that’s why I had a backpack, you can’t loose shit unless you put it down. We had a few 5-meo-dmt circles one of which I tried my sample of DMT. It throws 5-meo in the water, it was an undescribable experience that I will journey down once again very soon.

We saw bongwater!! We had to stop and say high. He was at a fest last year and drank everyone’s bongwater to get attention. We sat down and I loaded him a 5-meo-dmt pipe and had him smoke it. We had about 10 people watching him, waiting in despair to see what happens when you smoke 5-meo-dmt.. He sat there and said whoa a lot, and looked around all over the place. Then I told him to close his eyes and he was like WHOA, HOLY SHIT WTF?!? WHOA! About 10 minutes go in and he said he wanted to attempt to walk and enjoy the last few minutes if it is as short as we said.

I got to run through the forest spinning bright pink flames of light from my poi and I found someone who let me try their flame hula!! I broke out the glow poi and put like 10 glow sticks on each string so it was a huge rainbow kaleidoscope with me in the middle of its vortex showing me the powers of dark and light. It was epic man, my first time breaking out the colored flames, even the people who do the flame shows don’t have that shit! They were jealous, so I let a few of them have some of the special fuel and try it out.

Well there was so much that went on, like always. The above mentioned dog got laid for the first time at the lake, then at the fest tried to fuck a male dog.. Got thrown in the lake, pissed with a hiked leg, got fed drugs and pet by various people on drugs.. He thought the huge rainbow umbrella was going to get him and he was fucking terrified trying to get away but he was tied to it.. So we let him off and let him know he was ok. We tried to leave him in the tent once and he broke out and went to my tent cause he knew that’s where the hang out / chill spot was. We came back and he was just sitting there like a dog left on a porch. We fed J MDMA for the first time, then shrooms for the first time the next day. It was this guys b day all weekend around us, cause we didn’t sleep. Every time we saw him we would yell, HAPPY FUCKING BIRTHDAY!! And he would crack up, cause it was days since. We had someone come through with some fire hash and we bought a few grams, had a fellow fest goer offer a hit of H and another offer to share some opium if we had some weed to smoke it on.

We sat and had Bloody Mary’s, steak and shrimp for breakfast on the last day. That really tripped people out that we ate steak, BBQ chicken, oysters, shrimp, ribs, crab and a lot of other goodies instead of same old burgers and dogs. I figure you need to eat really good when you dose all weekend.. The Bloody Mary’s were just fucking awesome for breakfast like always! Nice and spicy, you could tell everyone that walked by wanted one.

The night after I ate the mushrooms I started taking some Hoffman 2010 blotters and MDMA as the night cooled off and the party started. I had these 2 married lesbians want to steal me and get me naked. They were amazed that I had 2cp and that I knew about RC’s so I traded them some Moxy for some 2cp. Stupid girls were giving out 20mg doses, that was too high imo. And anyone else who likes it knows that that is too high, so I got 2 doses for 1 pretty much so I was ok with that. After them telling me, oh we are super careful with dosing and make sure ppl aren’t taking too much.. But they are giving almost x2 dose of the Moxy.. They had 2ci and 2ce also, but idk the dose. They were even ignorant enough to try to ask for my supplier and number to call me later. I lol’ed and just said the country I got it from.

So yea, there was so much going on.. Let’s see. They had a hill billy hot tub that was a container with a fire underneath to warm the water… Uuughhh yea, there were rollie pollie oldie and unknowy holy moly people in there. It was fucking HILARIOUS!! Naked inbreed people running around wet and flapping, one sight I could have gone without. There were 2 poor under agers that OD’ed on what idk, but they were laying in the grass “sleeping” and when someone tried to wake them up there was no response. I could tell that they were breathing ok by looking at their chest, but they were dead to the world. The troopers and ambulance came and swooped them up. I felt so bad for them, fests are supposed to be wonderful experiences, and they were about to wake up somewhere else than the fest..

So yea, all in all it was a great weekend. We left Thurs and came back Sun with no sleep and all play. I will never forget it, cause I was the pimp.

 

Sounds like a great time, I love bloody marys

 

sounds amazing. I would bug the fuck out tho tripping' if it never got dark outside for multiple days in a row.

Congratulations to that dog for getting sum, congrats to that dudes bday and his first few trips.

The poi you were describing sounds pretty amazing I don't think I've seen multi colored flame poi before. Awesome weekend report.

 

I bring them every time I go camping, the best breakfast ever! That followed by an Odwalla and you got your fruit and veggies for the day

 

Well I have regular fire poi, but I have an additive to make the flames pink, I have green too but I forgot it. It's pretty sickk shit!

 

Do you spin to music usually ? If so what's your favorite to spin too?

 

Any music, we were walking and I was spinning and my friend was like,, is that Johnny Cash?!? lmfao. I really like spinning to drum circles, live guitar, electronic/experimental or anything with a beat. I do like spinning with no music and getting consumed by the noise of cutting air.

I fed this guy a bag of shooms and a steak to sit at our camp and play his guitar, I seem to always have my own personal camp guitarist at all the fests I go to.

 

awesome !

 

Maybe I'll be the camp guitarist someday... Someday

 

Yea, we have some chill fucking guitarists up here. So awesome!

 

damn that sounds amazing and crazy to the max!

just going to the lake sounded fun as hell. i've never shot a handgun either.

i can't believe all the drugs you took. i would not be able to handle all that, or stay up for three days. well i guess the massive amounts of drugs and sun helped...but jesus, that is hardcore.

why do you say that DMT throws 5meodmt in the water? i have yet to try either of them.
what did you think about the hoffmans? or can you even tell? how many did you eat?

the way you had to walk into the woods with all your gear reminds me of the little fest around here in august. its probably a lot smaller than yours though.
we always seem to gather a good crowd at our campsite too, but not compared to yours

 

Sounds like an amazing weekend I'd love to just binge out like that, Fear and Loathing style:tongue:

 

Damn, I thought I knew how to have a good time... glad you had fun!

 

wow
glad you had fun
sounds like what my weekend SHOULD have been

 

niice i wanta hang out haha

 

The n, n dmt was a different massive explosion than 5-meo. It tasted different, the visuals were more open eye and very different. I will have to do it again for sure to get a better speculation.

I ate about 6-8 hits of acid, I may have gave someone one. It was really good, I ate 2 while somewhat sober and felt effects quickly after about 30 minutes. SUPER bitter blotters, I just put mine in my cheek and let them sit there forever. It was tough, definately alot of chemical taste. Which I hate, that's why I veggie cap everything.

Definately the biggest combo weekend I have had so far, but that's what fests are about. There was probably about 1500 people there, maybe.. They stopped letting people in on Saturday cause there were so many and it isn't that big of a place.

There were 2 guys that annoyed the fuck out of me and we told them to just leave our campsite, but other than that it was super chill and everyone was cool as always. It was cool to meet the chicks that had RC's, but dissapointing that the one dose I did find out was too much imo.

I had an awesome time and I am getting ready for the next.

 

I don't believe that you didn't get jiggy with the ladies

sounds like an unforgettable weekend . . . I could see it in my head, wish I was there :cheers2:

 

Yea, I picked out a chick and then she made a big mistake that showed what kind of person she was. And it was bad.

 

^^^you must elaborate

so you don't notice any tolerance with all those chems in such a short time?
edit: i see you've kinda answered that question in another thread.

 

Well she goes to all the fests and says she is with her BF, so guys don't try to push her into sex. And she comes with a guy and if she needed help he would be there. Well, we brought a friend and she happened to go and sleep in his tent the first night.. And he is a little diseased, so that's when I didn't want to pursue any longer. Plus she ran around trading/selling hemp and the last day she walked up with her last bowl and said she traded hemp for a bag the other day. When she was following us around like a lost puppy smoking all our weed all weekend, when she had some and chose to smoke it when she wasn't around us. And on top of it she lives in a town we call Wasiphillis, because all the teen/younger girls spread thier legs for any guy and BAMB you and all your male homies have something... lol

At first she seemed really cool, like most girls I start to get attracted to, and then they turn out to be dirty and no self morales. At least I'm married.. But that lesbo couple wanted to steal me and take much advantage I'm sure. I am wayy more educated on RC's and drugs in general and that really turned them on, let alone my hotness and the fact I'm married to a dude and they can't have me (in thier eyes).