What are the odds? [Need Urgent Help]

Newer Update: Her face is now breaking out, which happens always the week of her period. Is it finally time to stop worrying?

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UPDATE: She's having two symptoms of her period approaching, being that her face clears up about 2 weeks before the period (with her face breaking back out the week of the period, which is almost here) and her stomach is getting puffy, both of which are normal for this time. So, should I still be worried, or is this the sign to just relax?

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So, my girlfriend and I were about to have sex. My penis was about half-erect and I stuck it in, but noticed something unusual. Pulling back out, I see that the head of my penis has gone through the top of the condom. So, my penis was in there for maybe 5 seconds, and just in barely to the point where the head was in, and without thrusting. My question to you people is this: What are the odds of her being pregnant? I know that pre-cum can pick up sperm on the way out, and it makes me wonder if it did. Granted, the only way it will pick up pre-cum is if sperm is actually left over from the last ejaculation, but I have since that time urinated three times. So, here's the facts:

-Barely went in; wasn't there for more than 5 seconds

-Urinated 3 times since last ejaculation

-This is the tenth day after the day her period started

-I don't know if pre-cum got in there, but I know it's possible. Even if it did, no idea if there was sperm.

So my final question is, just how high are the odds?

 

Very low...

 

Would you go as far to say virtually non-existant? I say virtually because I know, while possible, it probably isn't likely. Is it something I should even worry about?

 

Not really, Per-cum has no sperm in it, and even if there was a drop or two, just how do you think it's gonna find it's way to an egg ???

 

Well, I mean, the thing was only half erect anyway. How much pre-cum could have honestly gotten out in a few second timeframe? Can't be too much anyway.

 

OOoo, why do you think sperm 'shoots' out and not just roll out, never mind im not a sex Ed teacher,...

 

Well, still. I just hope nothing is going to go wrong..

 

God Dude that was a hell of an algebra equation you set up with this post. So with Q as the Coifficient. Fuck dude you're safe.

Peace Out,
Rev J

 

Yeah, I like to get on the mathematical side of things =P So, I am in the clear then? =P

 

On second though, you may want to buy a box of cigars, you could be in trouble

 

I don't get it Am I really in trouble D=

 

OK I'm a smartass but that's just cruel. OP: How old are you again?

Peace Out,
Rev J

 

17.

Yeah yeah, way too young, I know, I know. Just give it to me straight. Are we pretty much good?

 

I wasn't going to make the value judgement about being too young to fuck. I was wondering since this is the type of thing usually covered in Highschool Sex-ed. I almost expecting you to say 13. You should be fine. But realise that if you are asking questions like this you should be either better informing yourself or not having sex. You seem to be a newbie on so many fronts that you should kind of get a rundown. I'm a smartass. Straight up. There are alot of them here. Take all that is said with a grain of salt because someone could be fucking with you and no offense you seem kind of easy to fuck with.

Peace Out,
Rev J

 

its roughly the same odds as getting an std from a tractor seat

 

Nice combo smartass with valid info.

Peace Out,
Rev J

 

It's a really really low chance. It's not really worth worrying about but for ease at mind just pick up a pregnancy test when it's time.

 

never mind the chances of her getting preggo;
what are the chances of her parts having teeth - like the movie titled the same (Teeth)

you're damn lucky u wern't full on - otherwize it may have gotten more then the tip of your ballon.

but - she's going to hold it over you for awhile; you should insist on a test - if you are too embarrased to buy one, I hear you can use a flashlight and a can of of compressed air with pretty good results.

 

if she's not pregnant now, you should get her pregnant and sue the condom company for millions.

 

I'm going to take all of this as a sign not to worry. Thanks gentlemen and ladies.