Angry Bob

Discussion in 'Mind Games' started by Goatman88, Nov 23, 2004.

  1. Goatman88

    Goatman88 Member

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    Angry Bob was angry. He sat on the green couch and drank a bottle of root beer. He put down the root beer and went outside. "Life is so meaningless" said Bob. "You live and then you die." "Why are we here?" Bob wondered. "Is it to love?" "Is it to accomplish something great?" "Is it fulfill some destiny?" :Or is it simply to enjoy the moment? To stand on the cool grass in my bare feet and enjoy what nature provides? To enjoy the beauty of a blue sky? Or the smell of the flowers? To enjoy the taste of a plum?" A tree fell on Bob. Bob died.

    Lesson-Not all of nature is enjoyable.
     
  2. PersonaNonGrata

    PersonaNonGrata Member

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    or stop thinking and go lay someone, life's short...
    lol
     
  3. TrippinBTM

    TrippinBTM Ramblin' Man

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    Is this from that comic "pearls"? I read something in that comic very similar to this.
     
  4. virgo4life

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    i call my best friend angry bob...and her name is amanda...i dont know where it came from, tbut thats what i call her..that and Keibs(like the keibler elf) LOL
    i know its off topic, sorry
    *cheers*
     
  5. Goatman88

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    ya it came from that comic about a month ago and i cut it out cause i thought it was funny lol
     
  6. PersonaNonGrata

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  7. AnnieChere

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    This is a coincidence. I have a friend named Bob who thinks this, as well. Your Bob is a lucky guy... death spares him thinking about any of it every again.
     
  8. Goatman88

    Goatman88 Member

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    thing is-i think like that too
     
  9. f0r71fy

    f0r71fy Member

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    But the real question is if the tree falls on Angry Bob and no one is around to hear it. Does it make a sound??!?!?!?!?!
     
  10. loveflower

    loveflower Senior Member

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    haha :rolleyes:

    i say yes it does make a sound, because obviously the tree heard/felt itself fall, and the other trees felt the vibrations if they couldnt hear.. well except that we hear vibrations.. :confused:

    and the birds heard it! and the bugs!
     
  11. AnnieChere

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    Don't kill yourself. It's a waste of time and energy. Plus, people you know will be sad, and you'll never get to listen to music again. Stay here.
     
  12. StonerBill

    StonerBill Learn

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    no, no people, see, the tree falling on bob WAS enjoyable.

    well, at least, i said 'lol' in my head...
     
  13. Jointman69

    Jointman69 High Nigga Pie

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    interesting story. and of course the tree made a sound when it fell because it crushed bob and even if there was no one around it still would have made the sounds of uprooting and breakin bones.
     
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