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Today I was hanging out with a few conservative Christians. The steriotypical ones.

Suddenly, the music switched to a Queen song. One of the kids said something about Freddy Mercury being gay and dying from aids, and another kid interjected, "serves him right"

I was a little shocked, and just said, "oh... Really."

He replies, "I just think that God punishes people for the decisions they make, and he was punished for his choice to be gay with aids."

to which I responded, "oh, I guess that explains your grandma's dying a horrible painful death, what with the lung cancer and everything. Serves the bitch right for smoking."



the day did not end well.

 

hahahahhahahahahhaahhahahahahhahahahahhahahahahhahahahhahahahahahhahahahhahahahahahhahahahhahahahhahahahahhahahahhahahahahhahahahhahahahaha.....................

 

.......ha

PWNT

 

lmao

 

I would have said "I guess Jesus deserved to die on a piece of wood, because he was a Jew." I'm tolerant of all races and religions, just not Christians THIS hardcore. Actually, i would have punched that guy for insulting the got of rock, Freddy Mercury. No, better yet, i would nail him to a piece of wood. I could rant about this for hours, upon days, upon years, upon forever.

 

God takes it in the ass anyway.

 

pretty harsh thing to say, but seems appropriate....

i sometimes think god is to blame for the misfortunes of myself and others through sin. however i'm quite skeptical on the god concept itself... i'm pretty skeptical about every belief out there though. maybe that explains my misfortunes? haha who knows...

 

That could explain why my life is so fukt too. haha I doubt it though, considering I doubt god exists, in the first place. Who knows, though?

 

i'm just waiting untill i die to find out... not gonna risk believing one religion and finding out they were wrong. not to mention waste my time.

 

Yeah that's my main thing. I don't wanna waste my time and energy believing something that probably isn't true. Even if I thought/knew it was true, I'm sure as fuck not gonna kiss god's ass for an eternity of peace, when I'm already so accustomed to chaos.

 

Lol... I'd be fine with an eternity of peace man.

I'm just pretty sure that when the world ends, saint Peter isn't gonna say "ok everyone, I'm sorry, but 98% of you guessed wrong and will burn in hell. All of the Mormons can line up for eternal joy, because they guessed right!"

I guess if I'm wrong, I get to burn for eternity... So that should be fun.

 

I'll be burning right next to you, man. We can have a bonfire or something. lol

 

well look on the bright side. at least there will be some heat to light up the joint

 

I can't wait to smoke a blunt with Lucifer. It's gonna be interesting.

 

I just peed myself from laughing.

 

Just start singing at the top your lungs. " Our God is an awesome God He reigns(He reigns) from heaven above" over and over see how quick one them bible thumping fucks says STFU.. "oh my bad you not so godly after all"..

 

And I mean, everything I listen to is apparently "the devils music"

At least we got the devils weed and his music, hymns would get old fast.

 

Our Father who farts in heaven,hallowed be thy flatulence..

 

Just have faith....

there hasnt been one conservative( in the brainwashed sense of the word) Christian that has died tragically?

thats the perfect time to say Jesus was a Black woman

 

I think Jesus is cool, but his fan club annoys the crap out of me.