Eating moose.

yeah dog and cat is pretty good too, just gotta expand your mind broo

 

Come on if there was a natural disaster which led to a food shortage;

Charlie “The Goldfish” would be on the frying pan wrapped in flour and butter;

Frank “The Family Rabbit” would be skinned, butchered, and cooking within a half-hour after the kids said their final goodbyes, and the dog & cat would be hiding under bed instinctively knowing they’re next on the menu


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dog meat, we're all eating it

 

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Cheney hunts people in more ways than one.

For moose ads, I was thinking along the lines of the Pork and Pilates ploy that the U.S. pork industry has used. It tries to tie something as unhealthy as pork with healthy activities such as pilates.

Moose and Masseuse might work. I nice moose dinner followed by a healthy massage.




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The pork and pilates thing looks like a joke but it isn't. The U.S. pork industry also added the slogan 'don't be blah' to the existing 'the other white meat'.

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And one last note about Sunny D and singer Martina McBride.

They should take their ad campaign one step further to 'help our kids shine'. Have Sunny D and Martina McBride couple with the pharmaceutical industry to promote consumption of high fructose corn syrup while at the same time combating attention deficit hyperactivity disorder. Anyone who buys bottles of SunnyD will not only get a subscription to Martina's fan club but also a free visit to a medical doctor and a 7-day free prescription of Ritalin to combat ADHD. Call it the 'Prescription Subscription Shine-On' campaign.

Now that would be a sincere and beloved attempt at helping our children who are hyped up by too much sugar.

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Was wondering about "don't be blah". What the fuck does that even mean, and how does it relate to pork?....

That said, pork is awesome...

 

The meaning of 'don't be blah' is anyone's guess. They are probably talking about pork's high flavor compared with other meats.

The slogan 'the other white meat' is an attempt by the pork industry to portray pork as healthier, as in white chicken meat or fish. I think they started that slogan back in the 80s.

Animals are bred differently today, so there are some lean types of pork that aren't unhealthy like the pork of decades ago.

http://caloriecount.about.com/calories-pork-fresh-loin-tenderloin-i10061


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