when do regualr girls become cougars?

Just wondering. I always thought I was the epitome of what a cougar isnt.
BUTTTTTT ....I went out on friday night and these young guys were swarming around me saying "Oh you are so hot you are a cougar etc etc" I'm like "I'm not old enough or slutty enough to be a cougarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr" Just cause I'm divorced???!!! Like WTF I dont want to be one!

 

Just resist it!

I am not sure when cougars are really cougars and I am not sure I really want to personally find that one out. Although I think I prefer cougar over dirty old woman.

Maybe it is the pheromones being sent out!

 

35+ female on the prowl for younger men.

 

Oh oh, I need to catch up fast then..... Only 35?

Maybe I can say I outgrew it, instead of missing it.

 

You have to be much older than the people you are going for to be a cougar.

Yet if a male does it...

 

I know, what a stud! It has always been that double standard and I don't think that will ever change.

I don't think I am cougar material, can not fathom dating someone way younger than I am.

Nothing against anyone else doing it though.

 

someone once told me it was 40...younger than that makes you a tiger

 

Cougars are scary


But I do wish the world had more Cougars and less Whiney Submissive Housewives

 

I think the generally accepted formula is if they are less than half your age + 7, then you're a cougar.

 

Brilliant.

What are the ones who are past 50, but dressed like they are 20? I just call them "gross".

 

"shaguar: A woman in her mid-50s, who still thinks she's a cougar and refuses to admit she's getting older. Tends to wear gold sandals and leopard-print tops, tacky costume jewellery and glittery eye shadow. Hair is normally quite large and platinum coloured. May or may not be recently divorced but is always on the hunt for younger prey."

 

This is exactly what I'm told too.

 

Don't be jealous.

 

I will try, but it's so hard not to be.

 

I just tell them they are my girlfriends...but I feel differently inside.

 

how old are you?

 

WHC is 127 years old, but she lives in Canada, so she looks 35. People age slowly up there for the same reason that meat lasts longer in the freezer.

 

After much thought I know I am not going to become a cougar. Getting everything fixed would be too time consuming. I think I will stick to my own age group as their eye sight is starting to go.

 

LOL!!!!!

that's so true.

I think I am letting off some vibes... but that doesn't mean I'm desperate. I would never take one of those young ones home, not until I get REALLY desperate anyways. LOL

 

I saw a woman yesterday, at least 50 years old, wearing a white tube top that was so see-through it looked like she was smuggling pepperoni slices...that were really heavy...

haha ew.