i once had a rat named Niggerman. he was named after a cat in an H.P. Lovecraft story, back when it was OK to be racist
i have a black dog. her name is Bebe, but i call her ******.. When i call her, i yell out "niggggeerrr!!!!" or "******-licious!!!" lol im lucky im in the country or id get shot at. lol I dont mean it in a mean way.
that's what i was gonna say. or fatty, cuz he ate so much. and i liked splinter too. i realize you already named it though