Help me name my...

Rat


So here is the story.. he wasn't planned to be a pet.. he was supposed to be food for my python.. i bought 2 rats thinking... this way i dont have to remember to run and get one each week.. i'll just buy 2.. so anyways.. 2nd rat got big.. and was too big for my Nathan to want to eat.. i tried time and time again and no dice.. so now here he is.. a pet.. and i should probably name him.. so give me some ideas..





PS: no stereotypical stoner names either.. something that took thought or imagination preferably...

 

Senator Grimshaw

 

can you elaborate on the name for me?

 

Cuuute rat! I have no names for it, though. I suck at naming things.

 

I'm thinking I may name him after my arcade handle.. Philip Oswald Theodore

 

i always give rodents stupid titles like senator, chairman, chancellor...

it wasn't a political jab or anything

 

thought maybe it was a character from something

 

Ralphie

 

If i had a rat i would name him Peter.

 

then his cat's breath could smell like cat food

 

ummmmm who was the rat from the ninja turtles? lmao
master splinter or something :S
name it that!

 

What about Ben? Like that movie haha.

 

Ok.. naming is over.. It's Dr. Phil.. and he's a Proctologist

/thread

 

Fast

 

Cousin Tinskins

no significance or explanation...i'm just drunk and I tried to be random

 

must.. resist..urge

 

dumbo

 

captain spalding..

 

Since he was supposed to be python food....Lucky.

 

templton, classic rat name