wtf is this shit about

www.cookingwithcum.com Really is this shit for real are they actually making a cook book so you can learn to cook with semen? sick.... LOL but the real question is if you had to which would you cook with human or animal :x.

 

haha, that is nasty!

 

"Semen is very nutritious, it has a palatable texture and has wonderful cooking properties. Like fine wine or cheeses, the taste of semen is complex and dynamic. Semen is also commonly available in many homes and restaurants and it is inexpensive to produce. Despite all these positive qualities semen remains neglected as a food. This book hopes to change that!"


haha.... eew....

 

no,semen is one of the most nutritious fluids on earth. This book should be a hit with health nuts...

 

Well this just ruined my appetite for pie

 

yuckiness

Holly

 

i've heard it grows hair on balding men.

 

that would explain the hair around my nipples then....

 

Do you come onto your nipples?

 

that is what i was insinuating....but if i were to come out and say 'i seminate on my nipples'...its just not as funny. actually its slightly more disturbing from the lack of humour....
hmmmmm.....


i seminate on my nipples.


(it's funny in its own way)

 

i generally seminate into my navel... it is as hairy as hell.

 

yes, i do aswell, and its quite the bitch to clean out, but it works out in its own way. if i wanst forced to clean the cum out of my belly button on a regular basis, my belly button would probably fill to the brink with lint and would no doubt expand to unconventional proportions as it consumed my body untill i would be left with nothing more than a giant belly button, with a penis, eyes and a peculiar odour

 

lol!

but there's nothing like getting your navels licked clean...