got caught wanking at work

I feel like crying I'm so embarrassed.

It was about 1:30pm this afternoon and I'd just had my late lunch break and was sitting at my desk mucking about on my computer, I played a wicked Java game which involved flying a triangle through a guantlet of taller triangles... it was the tits. I then decided to check my email found an old email an old work mate had sent me a year ago which contained a quality little vid of Lea Big Brother sucking some blokes cock in the porno she did (I'm sure you have all seen it).

Now I'll be the first to admit that the sight of a bleached blonde, desperate hag of a woman in her mid 40's on her knees choking on a hefty penis the size of a small toddlers arm sounds like an excellent piece of hand shuffle material, but unfortunatly I couldn't just whip my own down scaled version of a hefty penis and have a good old time right there in the office so I switched off my monitor and made a b-line for the bogs.

As luck would have it there was already someone in the tiolet when I entered (A small spotty man called Aftab) so I greeted him with a kindly nod and smile (which he may of thought abit wierd as he was standing at the urinal at the time.. I just wanted to seem casual) and locked myself in one of the three cubicles available, I flipped down the lid and sat there until the intruder exited after NOT WASHING HIS HANDS!!! dirty bastard.

Anyway it's not the most erotic of settings to get you going but I don't need to much as I havn't seen much clunge plunge action as of late (I can't think why... apart from the occasional manky wank in the works bog, I think I come across as quite a catch) So I unzip and flip, grab a hold, close my eyes and recall the small badly pixled show I had been treated to just moments earlier. The thing is I only had about 5-7 minutes max until someone starts to notice that I havn't come back to my desk, I've actually had someone come looking for me in the bogs before when I had diarrhea and was on the pan for about 20 minutes. On that occasion I just shouted out over the top on the cubicle my problem and I was left in peace for the remainder of my poo.

Of course as a typical showing of my luck, after about 20 seconds the tiolet door opens and some insensitive bastard bursts into the bogs and locks himself in the tiolet next to me, I was alittle bit gutted to say the least as I had to stop until the sod finished crapping and leave me alone, I tried slowly rubbing just to keep old fella hard but it was making little clicking noises from the moisture excreted from the tip, so I just sat there until the occupier of the bog next to me finally zipped up and flushed (I took the loud noise of the flush as a chance to start giving myself a few vigorous tugs until it died down, little tip for you there) now the thing that happend next has happened to me a few times in the past and I'll explain why in a minute.


When the intruding bastard exited the the door he also switched off the light to the tiolet covering me and my manhood in a veil of darkness, I instantly knew who it was as this is a joke that my **** of a mate has pulled on me a few time before. He has done many things like this in the past like turning off the lights and lobbing wet paper towels over the top of the cubicle before running out and leaving me to stumble around in the pitch plack (pooey arse and everything) to turn the lights back on to be greeted by the bastard behind me scaring me half to death (yes he is a ****) he has even tried quietly putting the bin infront of the cubicle door and turing off the light so that when I exit the bog I end up arse over tit ontop of the bin (he got a written warning for doing that once to my boss when he thought it was me).

Anyway as I said it's been done countless times before so I thought I'd call his bluff and just wait to see if he would get bored of hiding behind the door and turn the light back on, which he did, the bulb finally springing back to life and after hearing the door open again, assumed he had left so I went back to wanking away like a trooper but stopped dead when I heard someone shout "hello" outside my door, I didn't have a clue who it was but didn't want to shout back as he may have heard me wanking and me calling out would reveal who it was, so I kept absolutly still and hoped he would go away, I heard some shuffling and the cubicle door opening next to me so I assumed who ever it was had given up and carried on doing what he had come in here for in the first place. It was then that I noticed a shadow on the floor cast from above my head, I looked up and was greeted by my boss' face peering over the top of the cubicle looking down at me, trousers camped around my ankles, loo roll on the floor next to me and my half erect penis in my hand. It's making me cringe to think about it.

He just said sternly "That's not what I pay you to spend your time doing, save it for your own time" he then got down and walked out the tiolets (thankfully without turning off the lights. I sat there for about 2 minutes, I'd completly gone off the thought of a quick wank at this point so I uped trunks and exited the bogs.

It turned out that he wasn't that mad at all and had found it hilarious, so funny infact that he has managed to tell everyone who I work with about his little (not that little) discovery. I have never felt like crying more in my life, I tried to laugh it off and act like it was one big joke, but I don't think I can face the ordeal of coming into work tomorrow. I found out the he was the one who had turned the light off in the first place and after realising what he had done had turned back to turn the light back on, but because I'd never answered 1.

When the light was turned off in the first place and 2. When he called out, he got worried and thought someone may have collapsed or had a fit in the tiolet and that's the reason he climbed onto the bog next to mine and peered over.
Now I know what I did was abit fucking daft but I think it was bang out of order for him to tell everyone in the fucking office about it. I will no doubt get over it in time and I can see the funny side... but if I call in sick tomorrow it will no doubt be obvious why, I might still do it anyway or I might just go in and work through it until I'm dead or until everyone in my section leaves for better jobs. : (

Would I ever stand A chance of a better position in the company considering what I just did, I rather like my job and was hoping to stay here for a while.

 

I don’t see how you could have possibly gotten caught

I would’ve gone completely limp when someone else entered the bathroom




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You ever heard of paragraphs? Sure would be easier to read if you broke things up

 

haha professional troll.

 

After the 3rd or 4th line of block text my eyes blur, so I don't even try to read any further.

Such a pity - all that effort & all for nothing.

 

why were you looking through year-old emails?

and no, i've never even heard of Lea Big Brother. odd name i must say.

 

If true, I'd shove the bosses head down the S bend if I ever caught him peering over the toilet stall

And yes, I would cos he'd never be able to explain the situation to HR

 

Sounds like sexual harassment

 

If true, it's not really sexual harassment, as he was jacking off at work. Not saying he's wrong for doing it, because tons of people have, but personally, I'd just have waited. All you can do is let it play out, & eventually, most will forget about it.

 

Or tackle it head on and come in the next day with sunglasses and a labrador

 

This really is a shame....
Unlike most people it seems, I read the whole thing. Wonderful set of coincidences that..
Your boss was completely out of order for telling people, but then that isn't what he's paying you for either....
Just try to laugh it off, even if you don't actually feel that way about, make them think you do. They'll forget much sooner that way (especially if your friend really is that big of a ****).

 

rotflmao hahahaha that shit made my nite!

 

such a long story.. but i managed to read it all. i would be so embarrassed :3 but after some teasing it wont be such a big deal.

 

Weird situation

 

Give all your co-workers a good firm handshake I'm sure they'll appreciate it

 

Just curious, did you use your username on your resume? If you did then I think you can expect great things!

 

Sucks but you learned.

 

Your boss should have been sensitve enough not to dime you out like that. I would not have done that...I would have just blackmailed you instead! LOL. Just kidding!

He should have kept that private. As far as you go, dude you cannot run risk of thinking that it is your friend playing a joke like that in a public place. You gotta keep yourself protected and use serious discretion. It is so important to look out for yourself. Never get comfortable masturbating in public places. At least your boss didn't fire you. I have compassion for the situation man. How are things at work now?

 

LOL! damn dude Im sorry to hear that .I say you show up to work tomorrow.If you avoid it the workers there wont forget this sooner.

 

I was working overtime on the weekend a few weeks back at my office. No one was here. I was all alone in my big room filled with empty cubicles. I was horny. I couldnt help myself from browsing a little porn. (I know i shouldnt have) but my other brain was working for me. haha.

Anyway, i got up, went over, shut and locked the door to the office - just in case someone else walked by - and returned to my desk. I looked at a few naughty pictures and started to fantasize about a hot female coworker catching me in the act. I pulled down my pants, grabbed a few tissues to sit on (i dont want my office chair to smell like balls and ass) and got down to "work". ; ) It was quick. Much faster than i am at home when i have time and privacy. It had been a few days since i last came and i needed it. After a few minutes of furious rubbing I shot a thick load on my stomach and shirt. I wiped it up as best i could and went back to work.

I was thankful that no one was around to see the cumstain on my shirt afterward. But i couldnt help but feel paranoid that somehow, someone would find out. I know there are no cameras in this room, but ive seen videos of hidden ones and i started to worry that the security guard was watching. LOL. Nothing ever came of it. It was hot. Hot because i was doing it in a place where i shouldnt and there was that idea that i could be seen.

Thing is....im at work again. Its the weekend and no one is here...and i feel that familiar tension in my trousers. hehe