What would you tell to JESUS?

Eveyone is waiting Jesus Christ to return. Everyone would like to talk with him for hours…but what would the question or subject to talk with him if you saw him now?

 

'giz a job'

 

Thank you

 

i wouldnt want to ask him anything,
id TELL him to get the needle outta his arm and go to rehab.

 

tell him to cut his hair and that i'm the son of god

 

I'd say

Thy shallt not return.

 

I would probably just say...hey man, thanks for the memories.

wtf

 

I do not believe that Jesus will return
I do not want to talk to him for hours
I do not believe he is the son of god.

all this doesn't really answer your question but its the best I can do
S

 

JESUS... the pink-clad hispanic character from The Big Lebowski?

Sure I'd love to meet him.

 

you know...what i dont understand here is the hatred that he has against him...all he did was live a pious, wonderful life preaching of peace and love. he was killed in the most violent of ways...his history has been recorded....if it is true or not, i do not know...but his life, the man he was should warrant no hatred or thoughts of nailing him to the cross. what has been made of his life and name, is not his fault at all.

so if i met him, i would hug him and tell him he is an inspiration and i would just be grateful to be around someone who doesnt know anything but love.

 

"Behh... another stoned hippie wearing bed-sheets...!"

 

jesus was the first hippy...but the religious psychos now have made up all these stupid rules in the chrch and stuff...i think if he was here now hed be angry at how controlling the church is and stuff

 

i think jesus's message was be you..i love you for it, not hey man, you are breaking rules so you fucking suck and i wont have the time of day for you.

 

Oh yes, for all my life I have been waiting for an imaginary person to return.

 

I agree with you whole heartadly, however the statement was everybodies waiting for jesus to return, I am a practicing pagan and as such i'm not waiting for this or expecting it, I don't like it when people make sweeping statements and presume that thier religious views are shared by all
S

 

ok, i give you that. i didnt think of that part of the question, but then again, my response was about the man in general. you know people hate him. people, like in this thread, would nail him on the cross again, wars have been fought over him...alll these things have come from a man of love, compassion, kindness and sincerety....i dont get it.
now i dont know where i personally sit in my religious beliefs...but i do know that the great teachers...jesus, mohammad, buddha, gandhi...not one of these men could i possibly think anything negative about. shoot i aspire to be like them.

 

ok lets have a few women and goddess's in there as well, you are female after all and society have had the belief that men are stronger for long enough now.
I don't hate Jesus, although I know a lot of people that have been told that their beliefs are wrong then used his name so i can see why people do
S

 

ok well you tell me the women and goddesses, i will research them and make sure i add them to my list of beings that make my heart feel warm!

but....i dont understand why what people have put on his name is reason to hate the person...say your brother is a healer and people love him...after he dies people tell everyone else that if they didnt believe in your brother that they would go to hell...does it make it right to hate your brother or to hate the people doing the imposing of their own wills?

 

I would say Thank you for giving me and my family all the wonderful blessings. I have a very good life and a life full of love and I owe it to Whom I believe in. I didn't have a very good life before I asked HIM in. Today I do.

This is my peace.

 

It is you who did it, not some dude that may or may not have lived 2000 years ago.