Things you've stuck up your butt

Assorted dildo's
Banana
homemade dildo
bottle
anal beads
fingers
fist
tounge
grapes
hairbrush
Tampon

 

My boyfriends cock
His fingers
Vibrators
Butt Plugs

... and after having my son the midwife shoved something up my butt, ..know idea what it was but I was pretty happily cruisey half an hour later lol

Going to try some vibrating anal beads soon

....and my boyfriend has in the past few days become a bit fixated with sticking a marijuana bud up my arse. I'm thinking about letting him, but given medications absorb really well when given rectally, I am a bit worried about how smashed I might end up since (with a couple of exceptions in the last year), I stopped partaking 7-8 years ago and have low tolerance levels.

 

dildos
my fingers
my girlfriends fingers
my girlfriends tounge
a blunt tube filled w ice, lol

 

no worries about getting high tho. If you eat weed, you won't feel a thing. It needs to burn, or whatever. In a spacecake, you need to make weed butter. Not just make a cake and put weed in it. So IMO you won't feel a thing ( thc related )

 

Half a dozen hard boiled eggs. I wanted to know what it feels like to be a reproducing mammal

 

I've gotten fucked by:
dildos
vibrators
carrots
other guys cocks
and once a well lubed broom handle

 

Meese

 

Just my own middle finger...
It would seem I'm not so adventurous :coffee:

 

up until recently it's always been empty shampoo bottles, getting gradually larger as I got more into it.

so a tonne of shampoo bottles, some drinks bottles, a banana(got the whole thing in, was very proud of myself), cucumber, 4 fingers and now a 3 inch buttplug

 

No 2X4 ?????

 

I'm getting there, I'll wire you some pics when I do :3

 

Please don't...

 

haha you needn't worry, haters gonna hate I guess

 

Hmmmm, i don't hate, i just don't wanna see anything shoved up your ass, thats all..

 

You know, being proud is probably one of the least things I could feel at a moment like that.

But, alas, they do say fruit is good for you. I can't think of any of food types being any better a lay

 

well it's one way to get my five-a-day

 

That's one way of looking at it

 

Pen, Fingers, Hair Brush, Clapper, Tooth Brush, bar of soap

 

A bar of soap!?? Thiskeeps getting better

That's pretty inventive

 

didn't soap burn? when I've tried it it felt like I was being raped by a demon