you may not know this about me(x-rated version)

I'm sorry Kacie, but we're friends now

 

:]

 

^ Thou shall receive rep when I can spreads it..=)

 

I can't spread rep either.. but im more than willing to help spread your legs

 

:drool5:..

 

Me too dude! I thought I was the only one haha

 

me 3.. those dreams are awesome. i like waking up wet

 

Going with the current tangent.... I have never had a wet dream, that I'm aware of.

 

better than a swift kick to the groin

 

What the hell I want dreams like that!!

 

me too
not fair

so wait...can you make yourself queef??

 

LOL

I wonder if you can practice...kinda like lucid dreaming

 

my boyfriend asks me to sometimes...and i'm like dude don't worry it will happen, but it's nothing i can make myself do

i CAN make myself burp...i'm sure it's something along the same guidelines, but with different muscles lulz

 

Usually it seems I only attract girls who can make themselves queef. My first 3 girlfriends all could do it...

 

Oh I was talking about the orgasms hah

 

ooooooh shit

haha i was like how does lucid dreaming fit in this scenario, but now i get it

sorry you are talkn to a dumbass

 

1. I lost my virginity on Jerry Garcia's birthday
2. when i was into web design, i would frequently study the source code for porn sites
3. i frequently find my mind wandering and end up thinking about things that aren't sex while masturbating.
4. i've searched long and hard for psychedelic porn.
5. the proper music can literally double the pleasure of sex.
6. i've literally come out of alcohol blackouts while in the middle of sex.
7. alcohol [probably] makes me REALLY bad in bed.
8. i view sex with my girlfriend sort of like a game in which the goal is to "set the high score"
9. whenever possible, i sleep completely naked.
10. i view anal sex as a deep and passionate experience...rather than pretending she's a porn star.

eace:

 

for 4. you just gotta make it yourself, even if it isn't recorded...sex on psychedellics is GRAND

and for 10. as it should be!!!

 

What the fuck.

This world needs more girls like you. a lot more.

 

I'm down. But the fact that cumming takes some time and might not happen (doesn't bother me....) seems to make girls feel insecure..... Like I'm supposted to last 3 minutes, walk out, and pretend we never did anything....