Best Trippin Quotes

now that is a tripping quote.

 

its getting bigger!! (jared lookin at a poster on shrooms)
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how can it be summer in here and winter in there? (sis on acid refferring to the freezer)
cuz thats how its sposed to happen(me in response to her also on acid)
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this is tripping?!??!?! this is tripping?!?!( this chick kept sayin this over and over first tome on acid)
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better kick it into 4 wheel drive!! (me on shroom) i was in a boat

 

Dude, did you just hear the walls say "CoMe triP oUt on ME!"

Yeah dude, I am the Walls.

 

First time on acid a friend and I had gone camping and, coming up way faster than we had expected, still had to set up the tent and find a water source and everything. Once the tent was set up (tricky stuff) we crawled inside and it hit HARD, and we spent 10 or 15 minutes inside the tent in a complete and total sense of confusion, having no clue "what's going on." As I started to come out of it I asked my friend

"Wait...........can we go outside?" (asking if we were able to, the idea just hitting me as a possibility)
"I'm sure if you wanted to go outside we could go outside."
"SERIOUSLY?"
"Yeah, we'd just have to watch it around the other hikers so they don't think we're tripping, but yeah I think it wouldn't be a problem."
"REALLY?! Oh my god. Really, you're not joking? We could just unzip the tent and go right outside?"
"Yep."
"Holy crap. We could go outside. We could go out and play with all the flippy floppy spirally trees (the visuals starting to hit hard)! We could go touch everything and play with everything and MATT! LOOK AT THE BRANCHES THEY'RE LIKE FURRY LITTLE FINGERS OH MY GOSH!"

Honestly the most shocked and excited I've ever been about anything in my life.

 

when my friend first tried acid. "this is acid? wow... I thought it'd be different."
me "how so?"
her "well I thought i'd be walkin down the street and like...the sun would be shining."
I looked around. "we are walking down the street and the sun is shining."
ahahah

 

bbbbahahahahahahhaahhahahahahahah

 

I drove to our campsite and had MY keys, my buddy had 5+ grams of mushrooms.

Buddy: "I really need to be closer with my family, my mom especially... I just need to ... I just need to go. M--- give me the keys."
reaches his hand out
me: "give you the keys? You are on 5 grams of shrooms you are not going anywhere."
buddy: "no dude you don't understand I gotta go I just gotta go."


Friend coming off salvia:
"I saw mickey and he didn't look that friendly"

 

I drove to our campsite and had MY keys, my buddy had 5+ grams of mushrooms.

Buddy: "I really need to be closer with my family, my mom especially... I just need to ... I just need to go. M--- give me the keys."
reaches his hand out
me: "give you the keys? We are 2 hours from home, You are on 5 grams of shrooms you are not going anywhere."
buddy:"no dude you don't understand I gotta go I just gotta go."


Friend coming off salvia:
"I saw mickey and he didn't look that friendly"

 

"browneye"- doi
"all they do is play silly little games"- lsd

 

classic.

 

and you know you're nobody's fool...

 

My first time on mushrooms (first real trip)

I'm tripping man.... (5 minutes later) I'm tripping... (3 minutes later) Dude.. I am tripping (40 seconds later) tripping...

My first time on Acid

"Everything is happening all the time"

 

said aloud to myself (just super stoned), "okay, man, you have now done everything that a shower entails." because i was done taking a shower but was just standing there for the longest and finally realized i should probably get out.

 

Friend on LSD: "Get over here and fuck me now I feel like i'm about to explode."

I obliged only because I didn't want her to explode.

 

How galant of you, such a gentleman.

 

friend on salvia in a completely normal tone: Annie, is the world ending?
me: Nope the world's not ending
friend (in same tone): *scratches head* Oh... I thought the world was ending.
XD

and the first time I did shrooms I was with another friend in a little forest at a park; we walked out of the forest (we were meeting up with our friends because we thought it would be funny to have them come pick us up and hang out with them and not tell them we were shrooming... it was) and there was a pair of tennis shoes next to a bench so I was immediately inspired to get out a piece of paper and write "HAVE A HAPPY CHRISTMAS. MAKE SURE TO LEAVE A LOT OF PRESENTS FOR THE MISSUS." on it, fold it up, and put it inside one of the shoes haha. This was in April, lol.

"Everything is just so beautiful I have no reason to worry about anything." -me on shrooms, I live my life by this

 

On mushrooms: "Look, I just gave you some sweet information, and you can either spread the word like peanut butter, or spread the word like butt cheeks, you choose."

On salvia: "Can we just have sex? Please? I promise, I won't do heroin ever again..." (I've never done heroin)

 

That is classic. :smilielol5:

 

*on acid*

"Every time you smile, Jesus frowns. that's just the kinda guy he is."

 

"how excessive! i just don't know about meat-stuffed-meat." (i had just seen a commercial for some restaurant serving crab-stuffed-shrimp... ew)