humans: do you kill them or relocate them to outdoors?

personally,since i am not a murderer, i'd rather relocate humans i don't want in my apartment. spiders are easy, just slide the pill vile cover, walk to the door to outside, open and toss them on the lawn or sidewalk(don't really have much lawn).

anyone got any ideas how to remove humans from your private space?(without killing them, of course. giant fishing net?......?????)

 

A good tranquilizer does the trick.

 

A.K.47....Don't Kill Em, Just Shoot For The Legs....

Problem Solved...


Cheers Glen.

 

i give them 20 dollars...

 

To Do What..??...



Cheers Glen.

 

Depends on the situation. Do you live with this person? I wouldnt say kill them, but, protect yourself if necessary. All you have to do is ask them to leave politely. If they refuse to do so then you take the necessary action of physically removing them. Im not a violent man, but certain people do not understand, and when id rather say reason with them and understand the root of the problem, sometimes there are situations that are way past the point of understanding.

 

Well if there in my house i tell them they gotta help with the house cleaning, they get to do the windows and ironing, they leave...

 

It's Another Parody Thread>>>>>>>Spiders: Do You Kill Them Or Relocate

Them Outdoors.............The Sequel...*take 2*....



Cheers Glen.

 

Neither. I let them live there. After all, they're the ones who are buying the food that I'm nibbling on all the time.

Sincerely,

The Mouse

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I practice gas warfare... the longer they stay, the more beans I eat...

 

to get a room some place else..

 

For 20 Bucks, Ya Couldn't Rent A Two Man Tent On The Riverbank

For The Night....



Cheers Glen.

 

depends on the situation, really. since i find human life to be more valuable than anything else, hopefully they don't need killin'. but you never know.

 

i just start unbuttoning my pants.

 

You wear pants???

 

only for company. sometimes.

 

Eventually we’ll establish an outpost in space and invariably where humans go so does crime.

I think venus would be the ideal location for a subterranean prison. with a surface temperature of 900 degrees the prisoners wouldn’t need guards or containment cells because there would be no place to go.

Hotwater

 

Country music makes me flee pretty quickly.

 

I think we should just free everyone from the captive breeding program on which we are now embarked.

 

Buy them their own pad!