Rats Arms (Forum Tavern)

not sure what you mian...

 

*dusts off the bar and stools*

Anyone fancy a pint?

 

I havent been in this pub in a while.. cool they got strippers, oh wait this is a floor buffing business now.. im:leaving:

 

OOoo, heres that bar i saw before, got any coffee ????

 

Sure, there's a Starbucks franchise in the corner (don't remember that being there before). What do you fancy?

 

i want some coffee and donuts please..

 

Are you a cop?

 

*wakes up in corner of room*

Shhum1 sSAays COOpppsS..!!? *hiccup*

 

Kinda, im an undercover agent for the FBI..

 

Well, you aren't very undercover anymore then.
:willy_nilly:

 

Heh, the FBI can't touch me

was wondering if they were going to notice I was topping up my drink with skanky lambrini all night

 

Ha, im detailed to her majestys secret service...

 

Hah, in that case i'm fine

Me and the Queen, we go way back

 

Do you listen to her Ipod with her ???

 

Haha, yeah. She's a pretty big fan of the Jonas Brothers, bless her

 

coffee and doughnut here as well please :coffee:

 

Pint of warm spittle please barkeeps

 

And a mouse in a sock

 

Viva America. I think for all the efforts of the UK forum trying to take over various parts of the US here on his forum- they have attacked the UK the next best thing to biological warfare, be it Starbucks

Man that stuff spreads quick. I hereby hold up the white flag.

 

Oooo we wanna inundated you with fast food places..