Did You Know that May is National Masturbation Month?!

America's Masturbating!

And May is National Masturbation Month.

We're not kidding!

Do a simple Google search: "National Masturbation Month" and prepare to be amazed at the many creative ways others are celebrating this very special month.

As any avid masturbator knows, masturbation is, simply, Great Sex.

America began celebrating National Masturbation Month in 1995. The purpose of National Masturbation Month is to serve as a fitting tribute to our lifelong masturbation addictions and its specially induced fantasies, and to raise awareness and highlight the importance of masturbation for nearly everyone: It's safe, it's healthy, it's free, it's pleasurable and it helps people get to know their bodies and their sexual responses.

Masturbation is the gold standard to which all other forms of sex are compared to. Of all the kinds of sex people can have, masturbation is the most universal and important, yet few people talk about it freely. Worse, many people still feel it is "second best" or problematic in some way. National Masturbation Month brushes such negative thoughts aside and lets us emphasize how great it is: It's fun, it's natural, and it feels terrific!

Even attractive, sexually active couples have discovered that mutually masturbating together is the ultimate thrill.

What will you do this month, to take masturbation, the most basic of biological acts, and elevate it to an art form?

Here's some simple suggestions as to how members of this forum can fully celebrate this very special month:

- Accept and embrace masturbation as a wonderful, life-long, addiction. You will never outgrow it.
- Masturbate with a friend or lover.
- If you have a lover, make an effort to spend more time masturbating together.
- Masturbate outdoors, in a private, wilderness setting.
- Masturbate in a ritualized fashion: Light candles -many candles, incense, and play nature soundtracks, etc.. Pour yourself a glass of wine.
- Check in with your local, cozy mom & pop sex shops and find out if any masturbation celebration events are happening in your area. If so, take the opportunity to connect with other masturbators, in such semi-public settings. And we don't mean masturbation orgies (we certainly don't!). But simple gatherings, where everyone welcomes each other and freely and openly talks about the joys of masturbation.

Saturday night, May 1st, we'll start the month by undressing, from the waist down, and popping the cork on a bottle of champagne. We'll spend the evening masturbating -all the way to an orgasm, while sitting in low web chairs, facing each other.

We will both achieve simultaneous orgasms at exactly 12:00 midnight, Pacific time, using "30 Minutes To Orgasm" masturbation countdown timer - an mp3 file, with instructions, that you can web search and download, to use yourself. If you have trouble finding it, feel free to email us and we'll send you the soundtrack, as well as instructions (a simple text file).

Try it. The collective spirit, of a simultaneous orgasm, is an unbelievably intense experience. And we invite all Masturbation Forum members to join us, in spirit.

Let us know how you plan to celebrate the merry month of May!

hugs,

HotCaliforniaCouple

 

Stop the presses!!!........Well....then I've gotta get home and masturbate!

 

finally an idea i can embrace, or maybe i'll embrace myself

 

If you don't enjoy masturbation, you have no one to blame but yourself.

 

"Don't knock Masturbation it's sex with someone you love," Woody Allen
Peace Out,
Rev J

 

I think someone mentioned this last year. I can't see it getting much coverage on tv or radio though.

 

That's why there is the internet.

Peace Out,
Rev J

 

Let's have a bash!

 

That's a great idea, Wuji.

Let's all have a virtual Masturbation Orgy!

A virtual online masturbation orgy sounds fun. But we're not interested in actually showing ourselves. We're an attractive couple and have even taken erotic photos of each other and, well, we're just not professional photographers. The results were not at all what we had hoped. And we don't PM. It's just that we're private about some things and don't really care to actually connect with others, and prefer just to simply share erotic experiences with others on the forum. And typing on a keyboard, or facing a webcam, while masturbating, is just too distracting -and really not much fun.

Here's an idea that we've fantasized about, many times: Maybe, someone could advertise a hot, closed, online chat (keyboards only) masturbation orgy, announced a week in advance, where everyone is encouraged to hold off and refrain from orgasm, all week, saving themselves for the online masturbation orgy, where everyone will be in desperate need for an intense orgasm. Where everyone agrees to masturbate and orgasm on the announced night at, say, midnight -in their own time zone. On the predetermined evening, people start appearing and wildly erotic chats take place.

As the evening progresses, small groups (specific time zones) logoff, at about 11:00pm in their time zone, to masturbate, as everyone else wishes them well, with warm words of encouragement and praise.

The goal would be for everyone, in each time zone, to achieve simultaneous orgasms at exactly 12:00 midnight, using "30 Minutes To Orgasm" masturbation countdown timer - an mp3 file. The collective spirit, of a simultaneous orgasm, is an unbelievably intense experience. For the mp3 file (public domain), you can web search and download it. If you have trouble finding it, feel free to email us and we'll send you the soundtrack, as well as instructions (a simple text file).

A couple hours later, members (from each time zone) start straggling back into the forum (hey, does this forum even have a chat room??) and tell everyone how good a fantasy, and orgasm, they had. As the night progresses, things wind down. Absolutely wasted, but happy, everyone congratulates each other and logs off for a well deserved sleep.

How does that sound? As we mentioned, we don't really care for c-sex, as typing while masturbating doesn't turn us on. And the arrangement described above would allow everyone the privacy and lack of distractions they need to successfully masturbate, while still providing the warm fellowship of the company of other masturbators.

We'd like to hear your thoughts.