In the ass like a choo choo train. I've done valet at a garage in out city's downtown area for about 4 1/2 years. Love it. Decent pay, easy and we burn herb aaalll day. Last year on April 1'st, the company changed but all the old employee's got re-hired. I am certain that Satan himself raped a woman and impregnated her to give birth to my new boss. He's fucked people over constantly and even our monthly customers dislike him. He makes salary here and also takes a share of our tips. He's rarely ever present. 3 days ago, on my lunch break, I saw him delivering food for Jimmy johns(it's like a delivery subway and it's fucking awesome). So while were short handed sucking the day, weeks, months dick, he's off for 3 1/2 hours making money here and there. I called Jimmy johns and verified his employment. We called corporate offices and got to leave a lousy fucking message. One of the managers talked to him today and his response was that his boss already knows.......bullshit. Any advice on anything I can do to get this fucker outta here would be greatly appreciated. And he's a pastor.....fucking mother fucker.
Since your valet service is a private company there's probably little that you can do. That's bs that he's taking your tips. I'd fight him over that shit.
we used to have a company meeting once a month. The last one we had, I brought up him taking a share of our tips. He got pissed. Threw a calculator and got real close to me as he yelled. I'm not much of a fighter but I'd love to repeatedly beat his face until my hands hurt. Irish?
Get a certification in something skilled and quit bitching. Valet work is always a shitty job. In four years of valet work, you should be the manager unless you are a fuck up.
Ha, there's always gotta be that one douchebag that responds all cockface'ish. It's okay man, I understand. The thought of getting another job had to just magically slipped my mind. Thanks for the heads up.
Sounds like a pretty good idea to me. Unless of course you are adverse to jail time. Then, there are always "I messages..." "Sir, I feel fucked over when you steal my tips."
Nah, Too Noisy, And May Involve Innocent Passers By... May I Suggest An A.K.47 Equipped With A Scope And Silencer. Tis Not Only Effective, But Enviromently Friendly * low noise*.... Win, Win Situation.. Cheers Glen.
next high end car he hops in, stand right next to it as hes driving it away with a brand new house key.
Cock-a-doodle-doo! You probably thought about a new job and then got high and forgot. Smoke pot on your own time. Work hard on their time. I'm 100% pro pot, but I bet its one of the things holding you back because you aren't doing it responsibly. You're 25, you're getting bossed around by some dude that delivers sandwiches, and your response is to get mad about it on the internet. Have some personal effectiveness, and work towards something better. You're turning into a stereotype.
I find it strange that you assume you know so much about me and my irresponsible pot smoking. Learning a skill and getting a better job and smoking pot on "my own time" won't stop my boss from fucking people over. Thanks for helping out and giving me ideas about getting a different job, but the question was about getting the head cheese nacho's out. If you have any advice about that, feel free to share. If I do, perhaps, make a thread titled "looking for a new job, I'm 25 and a pot head, any ideas?" Youll be the first to know.
get a long piece of gas line hose and a can of spray foam....fill his muffler the hose will allow you to get right inside the muffler without leaving any foam showing...it will take the mechanic forever to figure out and the guys car wont run so he wouldnt be able to do deliveries ..and punch him in the face
Oh shit! I was just tryin to get the fool fired but daaaaamn. He's got such a punchable face too. I've def put a lot of thought into it. I got a 2nd job and would still be able to support myself, but I'm not down to just take it up the ass like a bitch. Most of my fellow employee's are close friends and I don't like see'n them get fucked over either. This man should never have another type of management job in his life.
that's a really cool idea haha.. but fyi that would be super easy to diag, 3 min and a vacuum gauge, if it even starts that is
