The longer you spend here

The more random you get, agree or disagree

 

melons

 

I don't think that's possible. Men don't always have melons.

 

Many pick up gay lovers..

Peace

 

Which would rule out melons altogether

Dammit.

 

Whereas plums...

 

Do not pick up gay lovers.

They have a small fruit complex and go around starting fights with bigger tasty treats. I do think they might be in closet though.

 

They are a little too shiny.

Now, Dragon fruits are way out of the closet. Maybe a little too far, the bananas laugh at them.

 

You know somethings wrong when the banana, of all fruits, makes fun of you for being gay.

 

Very true, but the banana does have some things to be proud of.

 

I could really dig a banana right about now. Yummy

 

Orange-flavored apple juice FTW

 

wut?

 

nut..

 

"Don't touch that squirrels nuts!"

 

mmmmm,, you can touch them all you want.. just dont take them..

 

dirty

 

thoughts...

 

Castration

 

dunno. i've never been to australia.