"Obama is not a brown-skinned anti-war socialist who gives away free healthcare. You're thinking of Jesus." - John Fugelsang this made me giggle.
If there was one quote I could live by this would be it. "A man is a success if he gets up in the morning and gets to bed at night, and in between he does what he wants to do." - Bob Dylan
"Life sucks... And then you die!" Sorry I'm not in a chipper mood these days... that's all I have to offer ATM
^the most Ironic use of that quote was in the movie Hellraiser Pinhead does some ghastly slow disfigurement and utters "Jesus wept." That is also the shortest sentance in the bible. Peace Out, Rev J
how about a creed to live by: If you can't dazzle them with your brilliance, then baffle them with bullshit. PAX