Mechanical babies

My sister gets one this weekend. Such a pain in the ass they are. Im fine with real babies but mechanical ones I wanna run over. She has to do it in order to graduate. I remember having it on the weekend, it was interesting. Woke me up every 2 hours...that was nice...

I got a 98% on mine.

Did you ever do this?

 

i think i had to take care of an egg once but i honestly don't remember how that turned out...

 

ooh you got lucky with the egg lol i would honestly want an egg rather than the crying and screaming recordings of a baby. i still have a little hearing loss

 

Short that fucker out in the microwave.. I majored in electricity. ;p

 

what happens if you "kill" it?

 

They do an autobotopsy..

 

Then you fail the class and you dont graduate. Yeah it sucks. Many many times i wanted to "kill" it.

 

high school or college? surely they can't fail you just for that, that's absurd. what about the other four years you've put into it? they're going to ignore it because of one fake baby?

 

you guys actually do that? i thought that was just thing on american tv.

my baby would probably die. i gave my first aid dummy the wrong medicine and killed him

 

I believe its a requirement. you get so many credits to graduate and if you fail a class, you lose a credit and you gotta make up for it. they usually give you a break and let you make up at the beginning of the new school year and then youll graduate but you wont be able to graduate with the class

 

I didn't take the class but my school had sacks of flour as opposed to mechanical children...
In 4th grade I believe we had to make fake turkey's and carry them around with us for a week and write what we did with them all day everyday.

That turkey sat on the top of my fridge until I was about 14

 

Would they give you a good grade you drop it off at the fire station??

? Whats the grade point for putting a condom on a banana or dont they teach that??

 

bahahahhaahaha sex in health class...that was a laugh.

 

do they honestly teach the correct and responsible way to dispose of an unwanted baby?? impo I think all possible outcomes should be discussed in the educational setting..

 

no they dont, they dont talk about ways to get rid of a baby lol they talk about preventing pregnancy from happening and protecting yourself

 

figures..

 

i believe its against religion to talk about abortion or any other way to get rid. but they should tell more about adoption

 

Sometimes a baby's just gotta go...

 

'Against religion'?

 

like the views. Everyone has different views, itll just end up being a huge debate