Femme Fatale auditions

Who wants to be my femme fatale?
Audition qualifications - hotness, letting me slap you around, chain smoking.
I will decide the winner tomorrow.

 

I thought the point of the femme fatale was that SHE gets to slap YOU around.

 

She can lead me into bad situations, but I slap her around.
Seeing as you're the only person to respond you're in the lead.
Congratulations, I know this is a big day for you.

 

im sorry, what?

 

exactly, it's mind-blowing.

 

hmm sorry, i don't think im eligible for this competition cos if you try to slap me ill dig my 9 inch heels into your face

 

everyone just calm down. be cool, be cool

 

feisty one!

 

9 inches really? thats almost as big as my cock.

 

you have a penis? wow they did a good job on you

 

You didn't mention whether said femme fatale should also feature an inflation/deflation valve and feature a permanently surprised facial expression.

 

Wow, I get to break you down psychologically myself! Neat-o

 

Not really a requirement, but it would look nice on their resume.

 

I would go with this one.

9 inch heels.....hot!

 

hmm i have a feeling you'd be easier to break

 

rebelfight420: I think you are kind of missing the point. The only 3 things a Femme Fatale has to do are...

1) Look hot!

2) Kick ass if necessary

3) Save your sorry ass, again and again.

That is it.

But I am telling you it takes a very special person to be a Femme Fatale.

If you want to slap around someone use your henchmen.

In fact if you randomly blow away your henchmen you can cut down on payroll.

Plus venting your frustration by discharging a firearm, will motivate those that are still alive to do better job of serving you.

But I have faith that your Femme Fatale (if you ever actually do get one) will train you well.

Good luck.

 

You just gave me a boner.

 

actually, that was me. :blush5:

 

femme fatale is fatal female.
she kills you
think of praying mantis

 

You're right.
We should hangout sometime.