My love poem to Luke Wilson

I was celebrating Luke Wilson starring in the new pre-Academy Award winning picture "Death at a Funeral". It's pretty complex and I don't mind criticism as long as it is saying how good it is.

Oh no one nowhere nothing
can describe your beauty
your wit and pit
your shit and spit
Your commit…ment and fit…ness
I want to address and confess
my want to caress and finesse
your perfect delicate devious recess
and suppress my progress
to not stress my abscess
and coat my perfect noblesse
Lay on my incline bench press
and I will commence my hydraulic press
and with much success
I’ll make quite a mess
Leaving you colored,
an Indian cress
nevertheless that was the best

 

Itza grate pome
yule filla tome
ling wistik foam

ore filla nenvel lope

 

Thank you,
Hopefully Luke will appreciate it.
Love,
Rebel

 

You two would be darling togetha.

 

Thank you honey. One day we will be together and I can meet the Holy Trinity
Owen Wilson- The Father
Luke Wilson- The Son
Vince Vaugn- The Holy Ghost

 

You have to invite me over.

I love Luke Wilson. He's a great actor and he's so adorable. (Even though he's a little pudgier now than he was in his younger days)

 

You're invited.
We should get married.

 

When you say 'we' you mean you and luke wilson, you and me, or all three of us? Because I think all three of us would be a pretty cool relationship. lol

 

All three of us.

 

To each his own




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I'd hit it.

 

:iagree:
Right. That's all I'm saying.

 

me too.

anyone recall his appearance in one of the funniest x-files ever, Bad Blood, where they were real vampires and mulder saw him as having an ENORMOUS overbite and incredibly retarded country accent?

 

how on earth did I NOT see that?
I'm definitely going to have to look that up. haha

 

me and dave had it saved on tivo and every now and then we'd just go back to watch the part where luke, in his overbite teeth says like a fucking moron "y'all must be the guv'ment peepul." fucking glory.

 

lmao Yeah, I'm definitely looking for a streamed version of that episode.

 

basically mulder and scully tell the tale from their respective perceptions. naturally luke is a god to scully, a buck-toothed hick to mulder. it's one of the best things i've ever watched.

 

now, what kind of bad is it? i'm a huge fan of "too fucking awful to explain."

 

yeah, it looked pretty bad to me too. I haven't seen it yet, though. I really want to see Death at a Funeral. That shit looks hilarious.

 

I must know. Today I watched T4 and ninja assassin and adored both of them. How do you think I'll respond?