The Mongeese

The Mongeese are the symbol this town needs.
I'm starting a vigilante group....anyone want to donate?

 

Can you use lint and bits of string?

 

How much string do you have?

 

i believe it's mongooses

 

I can start a farm tomorrow... have a couple dozen acres of prime farm land cultivating it... just gotta make some crop circles to frighten the stuporstitious pharmers off'n their fields so I can take them over.

 

no..you're wrong....WRONGGGG

 

Excellent we shall meet on the morrow

 

Do they bring up mongoslings?

 

only if they start flying south

 

Ahh I see... by then they've flocked themselves?

 

mongi.

 

I think I have some deadly poisons around here.


How about weapons?

 

Ahhh nonono... that's plural for mongus. Mongoose, mongeese... like goose and geese; moose and ...

 

High fructose corn syrup kills them very profitably around here.

 

Wow there is no way I can get High fructose corn syrup here.

We are real backwood here in Central America, all I can get is sugar.

 

Just grocery shop here in the states... it's challenging to avoid it.

I assume you're backwood as opposed to backward.

 

You're the symbol, the symbol of this town needs.

 

So you're ditching the mongooses... mongrouse, mongeese, mongl.. err... weasels?

 

IT'S THE MONGEESE...The Mongeese are not made up of people like you and me. The Mongeese are composed of perfect individuals, physically powerful, devoted, intellectual, snappy dressers. The Mongeese are not only people, but a representation. A symbol for what's right, what’s moral, and what's scrumptious and succulent. In a time filled with crime, despair, poverty, and feces.
There stands a group, an enigma, a symbol of what this world needs to be.

 

wow my grammer is horrible tonight.