Poster above wins an award for…

well you should, then you wouldn't have won the i'm so jealous of her penis award now, would you!!!

 

Champion at camel ridin'....

 

Champion at bicycle ridin'....

 

champion at not needing a dictionary (that was intended for Monkey Boy, but i took a long-ass time and got distracted)

 

Award for not sharing the love

 

Shitting in the woods award.

 

the posting huge pics and getting posts deleted award

 

lets all bully Balqis award!......

 

you win the funnygirl award

 

the "i've got your pixels under control baby" award

 

Worst luck at picking up woman in bars award.

 

Best chicken sexer Kentucky ever saw. YYAAHHOO!!

 

the "purdiest little pink dress i ever did see" award...

 

Award for havin' the longest toe nails...she could climb a tree with them...

 

award for being sweet as country apple pie

 

the sweet pea award

 

the "making my face hurt from smiling" for 4 hours award.

 

the best cook in the kitchen award

 

most defunct snowblowers award

 

hottest girl in sig. award.