Most Embarrassing Moment

^ hilarious like seriously. ive called my teacher mom before, that was weird lol

 

That's what's called Freudian slip ...
It means it's actually the truth ...

 

I was hanging upside down in gym class and my boobs fell out and got the floor all wet. But it just that happened that the monkey bar was close to the basketball courts and 3 students slipped in the water.. They banned transgenders from the school..

 

hahahah!
That poor guy.

I lol'd so much.

 

That's really, really funny. I laughed quite a lot, the poor bloke.

I am not sure where I read this, in fact it may have been on this site a few months ago, but this link deserves a place in this thread.

This is seriously the worst story I have EVER read. I urge you to read it, it's pretty hilarious

 

http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=120921191

 

I had something like that happen to me but not in school. It was in my flat with 4 or 5 of my friends and I took too much acid and shat my pants right after they said "Imagine if someone was tripping so many dicks they shat their pants"

 

I really hope that back cracking story is real.

 

I think the most embarrassing thing that ever happened to me was when I went to North Carolina to visit my sister. She introduced me to a lot of her friends, and we ate dinner at this one girl's house with her little brother and her parents. They were having these huge hamburgers for dinner that night, and I was starving and ate like 3 of them. The Dad seemed proud of this for some reason and kept talking about it, expressing his incredulity that I was able to eat 3 of these massive hamburgers.

So, flash forward about an hour, and we are all in the living room with her rents hanging out and talking. My sister's friend had invited a couple more of their friends over, and all of them were really hot. They were making eyes at me, so I went over to the couch and promptly sat down between them and started talking/flirting, while the rest of the room carried on. While I'm in the middle of trying to get awesome brief visitor from another state sex, I realize that I have to shit. Of course, I didn't want these girls to know that I was going to the bathroom to actually USE the bathroom, so I told them that I wanted to splash some water on my face really quick. After excusing myself, getting up and walking to the bathroom, I proceed to take the most massive, gigantic, longest dump I've ever taken in my entire life. Like it just spiraled around the bowl 3 or 4 times. The thing defied logic it was so big. And the best part was it was one of those clean dumps, you know, the ones where you only have to wipe like one time? Well, after finishing up and putting my pants back on, I try to flush the toilet and realize that it's clogged up with an enormous amount of my feces. So I try to flush it again. It still doesn't work and now the water level is like twice as high. OK, fuck, what do I do? Right, look for a plunger.
Wouldn't you know it, there isn't one. It's a worst case scenario because there is the mighty dump in the toilet with like only one square of toilet paper and I don't know what to do about it, so as a final act of desperation, I attempt to flush the toilet one final time, and the water level rises up to just under the rim of the bowl. I had been in the bathroom for like 20 minutes trying to do something about this when I had said I was just going to wash my face. At this point I realize that all is lost, and the best thing I can hope for is to escape from the house without anyone realizing what I've done.
So I come out and whisper in my sister's ear that we need to go immediately. Thankfully for once in her life she listens to me and we leave, on the way home I tell her what happens and she thinks it's especially hilarious, because she told everyone there that tomorrow was my last day in North Carolina, and because everyone liked me so much they all agreed that we should meet up for coffee before I hit the road and go home.

So yeah. The next day was totally awkward. No one said anything, but they knew. The fact that I had eaten an obscene amount of food for dinner at their house just made it even worse, I'm not sure how they unclogged the toilet, but I mean that poop was HUGE, and the water level was so high that if they had used a plunger water would have spilled over onto the floor.
Terrible.

 

You should've just been like "Don't act like you're not impressed"

 

Hahahahaha. I love poop stories <3

 

So wait, what's the partial part?

Do you still identify as a lesbian then?

 

Interesting passion lol

 

Well, I meant it as partially true because I'm bisexual. I identified as lesbian in the past because I was with a woman for 5 years and never had been with a man and it was a lot easier to just say "lesbian" then saying "im bisexual, but I love women more and have yet to be with a man but Im predicting that I will love the wang bone"

 

hahahhaha

 

Oh ok.

Yeah, I have a friend that identifies as a lesbian because that's all she's been with that totally wants me =P

Fair enough really, it's what a lot of 'straight' people do.

 

Intterrresting. Get on that! Show her your stuffff!

I'm currently being courted by two seperate "straight" girls. It's... interesting..

 

LMAO I didnt think you could dig yourself a hole with a guy.. but you did it!! lol

but I cant even count the times I felt like that.. I used to date a really.. touchy girl

 

"Touchy"? Like, emotionally sensitive?

 

lol at this whole thread. I will try to come back with some story that was embarassing but I cant remember one for the life of me.