I just had the best puke of my life

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  1. The Earth

    The Earth Om Tare Tutare Ture Svaha

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    I ate something at work.. came home took a nap, woke up and released about a gallon of water, and stillll didnt feel good, then I drank some water, and ralphed like no other.. and now ive literally gone from rolling in bed moaning and groaning to 100% in a matter of minutes.. I just hope there isnt a resurgence.
     
  2. I'minmyunderwear

    I'minmyunderwear Newbie

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    i find generally you will be very close to 100% in the first few minutes after a puke.
     
  3. I'minmyunderwear

    I'minmyunderwear Newbie

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    also, next time post pics.
     
  4. deleted

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    im hungry...
     
  5. The Earth

    The Earth Om Tare Tutare Ture Svaha

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    Aww dude those would have been some sweet self-shots.. I really do think Im going to stay 100% I think it was the 1/4 of a tuna sandwich I ate today.. the only thing I ate..
     
  6. wetsocks

    wetsocks there's no one driving

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    i love a good puke
     
  7. The Earth

    The Earth Om Tare Tutare Ture Svaha

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    I feel like I abused my toilet today.. it took quite the assault
     
  8. boguskyle

    boguskyle kyleboguesque

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    i've never seen the word ralphed before. i loled. its very fitting.
     
  9. Steele

    Steele Member

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    I talked into the porcelain telephone myself the other day. It felt like my insides were burning and then I felt amazing
     
  10. The Imaginary Being

    The Imaginary Being PAIN IN ASS Lifetime Supporter

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    LOL, That's something I haven't heard.

    I need to puke right now, I drank bad beer :(

    Or too much, I can't decide :D
     
  11. SpacemanSpiff

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  12. seizedbyanger

    seizedbyanger Banned

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    i had one of those this morning.

    woke up 3 hours before i should have and was going all over the house between the couch and my bed and between the bathrooms and after like an hour ..bam

    then i slept for like 7 hours

    then i woke up feeling 100% for a while
     
  13. ThePepsiSyndrome

    ThePepsiSyndrome Member

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    [​IMG]?
     
  14. warmhandedcanadian

    warmhandedcanadian shit storm chaser

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    I'm glad it was statisfying
     
  15. mohawky7

    mohawky7 Member

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    i am also glad that you felt good afterwards, although don't make it a habit as puking is bad for your stomache and it does not taste nice.....
     
  16. SpacemanSpiff

    SpacemanSpiff Visitor

    you should rummage through it and see if you can find the culprit
     
  17. SpacemanSpiff

    SpacemanSpiff Visitor

    the last good puke I had was at the hospital...it was so bad I had to jam the chunks into the drain with my fingers.
     
  18. The Earth

    The Earth Om Tare Tutare Ture Svaha

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    Man, fuck did it ever come back.. I was rolling in bed all night, at one point puking every 5 minutes.. at that point I had to drink water or else I would just sit there and dry heave.. looks like I got a bug... Its my fucking day off too.. I feel slightly human now though..
     
  19. natural philosophy

    natural philosophy bitchass sexual chocolate

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    the first puke is the best when you're drinking
     
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