How Will The World End??

Shovels from another dimension will begin spontaneously appearing until the earth is consumed and there is no place left for man.

 

Her performance on stage will be so awful it will trigger a wave of mass suicide's that spreads across the globe like an epidemic.

The snowball effect will result in the death of billions and the few survivors unable to cope with the enormity of the catastrophe will die of shame


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Not only will she cause this ^, but she will team up with other notorious earth-destroyers such as Kanye West and Lil Wayne.

 

this made me laugh

 

:rofl:

 

Disease and famine. It will likely be a mixture of things. Somethings not gonna just happen in a flash of the eye that will kill us all. That is very unlikely.

 

disease, maybe
famine, .... lol? plenty of food to go round nowadays.

p.s (dinosaurs)

 

yeah nowadays... is the world ending nowadays??? I said that if it were to happen, famine would be the cause. With nothing to eat, we would die. Many things could cause a global famine. Solar flares, comets and asteroids... (ps. THIS is how the Dinosaurs died)... I dont think your speghetti o's would stay fresh through these famines, sorry bud.

 

the world ends with you

 

Combined they will wreak havoc upon earth destroying everything in their wake until nothing is left with the exception of one damaged CD by William Shatner entitled “The transformed man”.

The damaged CD is replayed over and over again over a public address system causing bewilderment and mass confusion among the remaining animal and bird populations

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haahaha

At least its not the spice girls.

 

when the earth is shaken with its (final) earthquake
and when earth throws out its burdens
when the sight shall be dazed
and the moon will be eclipsed
when the sun and moon shall be joined together
....and the trumpet is blown

- the Holy Quran

 

Solar Flare, Mega-Volcano

 

Or Bananarama



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Reversal of the poles. The earth shakes us off like fleas and finds something better.

 

Forty days and forty nights of clouds over the north and south poles. And the jets will fly over and create more cloud.

 

the intergalactic consortium will decide it's a great place place to build some high rise starports and demolish it, despite it's protected planet status, then apply for retroactive planning permission once we're already space dust

 

The World will never end. Powerpuff Girls won't let that happen.

 

It will be a super volcano, or a meteor. I mean, realistically speaking we are lucky it hasn't been already.

Quite funny, but that asteroid DD45 came really close to earth (within 50,000 miles) only last year and no one noticed until it was literally flying on past. So much for out defenses against the sky.

 

No ships shot at it with lasers?!