If Your Genitals were a Movie Character

Discussion in 'Genitalia' started by standingseated, Jul 19, 2009.

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  1. carpenter11

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    jean claude van damme, girls don't watch me.
     
    carpenter11, Apr 9, 2010
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  3. Sam_Stoned

    Sam_Stoned Senior Member

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    Bruce Willis.
     
    Sam_Stoned, Apr 9, 2010
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  5. swayy

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    pssshhhhh.....mines would be chucker norris :p
     
    swayy, Apr 9, 2010
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  7. NJDevil

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    Does that mean it's big, ugly, got hit with massive radiation, and likes to play with King Kong???? Heeee heeeee
     
    NJDevil, Apr 16, 2010
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  9. seizedbyanger

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    my crotch would play fiona from shrek when she was locked in the tower.. but in this version she never gets out lol
     
    seizedbyanger, Apr 16, 2010
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  11. NJDevil

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    My would be like the Gladiator. Take charge, and not afraid of any new challenge. Not the biggest in the bunch, but most def the baddest!!!
     
    NJDevil, Apr 16, 2010
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    Larry, Darell and Darell

    I don't suppose any of the younger generation gets the Newhart reference. "Hi, I'm Larry. This is my brother Darell, and my other brother Darell."
     
    eman, Apr 30, 2010
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  15. lunarverse

    lunarverse The Living End

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    I got it! :)


    My dick would be Nosferatu. It's inactive, doesn't see any sunlight, and it only comes out at night

    Let's see who gets that reference
     
    lunarverse, May 1, 2010
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  17. darksideofthemoon

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    [​IMG]
     
    darksideofthemoon, May 1, 2010
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  19. valdy

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    Mine would be minie me.(The actual size of minie me)
     
    valdy, May 12, 2010
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  21. MosesReeds

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    Larry David, with Jeff and Richard in the sack.
     
    MosesReeds, May 12, 2010
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  23. daralicious

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    tellie savalis becuse im bald down there
     
    daralicious, May 12, 2010
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  25. mulliganman

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    Who loves ya baby
     
    mulliganman, May 13, 2010
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  27. mulliganman

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    Kareem Abdul Jabbar Plenty of height and great at the net
     
    mulliganman, May 13, 2010
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  29. Vanilla Gorilla

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    Has Gordan Ramsay been in a movie? cos my ballsack looks like his face
     
    Vanilla Gorilla, May 13, 2010
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  31. guerillabedlam

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    Apparently my genitals are this guy from 1984 and I didn't even name it that.
     
    guerillabedlam, May 13, 2010
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  33. SpacemanSpiff

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    Mike Myers

    Average Canadian who makes horny girls laugh :smilielol5:


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    SpacemanSpiff, May 13, 2010
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