Are we worthy of this?

I think I said special needs

 

Fear the Dolphins

Terror of the Seas, Terror of the World

"Even if there is [intelligent life elsewhere], it may be on some water-covered world where super-dolphins enjoy a contemplative oceanic life, doing nothing to reveal themselves." - Martin Rees



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Dolphins control 70% of the Earth's surface, including many major rivers. How can one say this? Well, it is a fact that the majority of Earth's surface is covered by water, 70% to be precise. Dolphins, of course, live in the ocean and they even admit that they are the kings of the sea in the theme song to Flipper. Also they control the rivers because there is a group of animals known as river dolphins that are related to the better known group of ocean-dwelling dolphins. These animals do, in fact, share similar policies and values and are allied publicly. A good analogy for this situation is the following: ocean-dwelling dolphins are to river dolphins like Nazi Germany is to Fascist Italy. Another historical reference that is suitable to this situation is that dolphins have an Imperialist policy similar to the European nations of the late 1800's. Dolphins believe that it is their "Manifest Destiny" to conquer the world. Other, but less likely reasons for their attempt to destroy our species, is that they are trying to revenge the dolphins that were killed in the tuna fishing nets. There is reason to doubt this because that would be a noble act, impossible for such a despicable creature.


Dolphins do have the ability to attack and destroy humans. One of these abilities is that they can use the sonar waves that they use in echolocation for more devious purposes. Since ultrasound can be used to breakup kidney stones it is very obvious that dolphins have the capacity to emit certain types of sound waves from their melon to destroy particles in a human body.

Many scientists also believe that dolphins could very well be the most intelligent life forms on this planet. If this is true then dolphins can very easily outwit us strategically and scientifically. We, the Anti-Dolphin Organization believe that many dolphins may take a kamikaze approach to attacking us. Our reasoning behind this is that many dolphins die on the beach, the only problem is that nobody knows why. We (Anti-Dolphin Organization) have heard reported incidents that humans have been threatened by this behavior leading us to believe that the dolphins are attempting to attack and destroy humans.

Dolphins, obviously very intelligent creatures, may have the technology to create hideous creatures of the deep; possibly the monsters of the deep that mariners of yore spoke. It could be that dolphins are to blame for many of our silly fears of sharks, they caused us to fear their greatest oceanic enemy. We destroy the dolphin's enemy and at the same time allow the human race's most feared enemy to prosper. Dolphins could be the "evil empire" that Reagan was actually speaking about. One thing that all of us here at the Anti-Dolphin Organization agree on is that dolphins cannot be trusted, they are our mortal enemies. We do not condone the senseless massacre of dolphins, unless the dolphins provoke we humans.

We hope that this explains our point-of-view and that you, the reader has been open-minded enough to cast off the myths of your childhood and that you see the truth. You must ask yourself at this point in your life what is more important, the human race or the dolphin.

We thank you for your time.

HUMANS RULE!!!!!

http://www.bluealien.org/subdomains/anti-dolphin/fear.php

 

i think you are making rash generalisations about the dolphin race... yes it is true that some employ evil means , and threaten the world with aquatic mammal domination; but i think you will find that this is most definitly the minority. for the most part, dolphins are loving creatures that see us as " just the stupid walking, working people".
and in the depths of the ocean there is a war ensuing between the 2 factions.
so next time you throw wild accusations around, tarring all dolphins with the same evil brush, just remember, thats like all the dolphins calling you "George Bush."

 

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Is the dolphin on the left trying to communicate that their are (like all populations) a bit of good and bad in the dolphin world.

I think they look cute ...but they also have the ability to look evil. they show no emotion .

If i believed in reincarnation i would come back as a dolphin..what a life they lead...well when they are not getting caught in trawlers nets or used to transport mines and other such nasty equipment (of course).

 

I've seen dolphins in the wild off the coast of the Canary Islands ... most impressive

(not as impressive as the whale that decided to surface next to the boat though)

 

Do you just randomly pick words and phrases out of a hat and type them into your posts?

 

No... do you see the little bubbles the dolphin is making ..they are thought bubbles..the second image is what the dolphin is thinking. I think claire had an 'experiance' and wanted to give us an idea what dolphins think.


mmmmmm okay yes i do sometimes.

 

Ahh of course, Claire is only communicating in pictures now, she has attained a higher level of consciousness ... either that or she spilt wine over her keyboard once too often!

 

Yes and No ? .because the dolphin language is to complicated for our simple minds..After a VERY large glass of red wine Claire was able to comunicate with dolphins

 

...hehehe

 

Bugger dolphins, she can communicate with wasps ... is nothing beyond her ability when intoxicated?

 

I know that its not about dolphins but their larger relatives.... but anyone read "whale nation"?
Some of the figures given blow you away as far as human cruelty goes, whilst some of the accounts and research into the intelligence of dolphins and whales is stunning.
I for one do not believe that we are the most intelligent species on this planet, especially if you can broaden your mind to counting intelligence in emotional terms rather than purely problem solving mensa testing or 'hoop jumping'!! (see post below....)

 

Man they are fucking dolphins...They are pretty cool but we are giving them way too much time and that for jumping through hoops and stuff...Jeez I could do that when I was 2....Most intelligent my ass.....and emotionally...Course we are you... ever seen a whale laugh or cry or feel smug or bored or happy......NO cos they don't ...Come on whale lovers am looking forward to the course they do argument....Whales rock but they are pretty dumb...


Also why do we have Dolphin friendly tuna..what about the poor Tuna??? Sure they aint cute and don't save kids by getting the sheriff to follow them in his boat to the flooded cave, but what made the Dolphin God......I wanna get some tuna friendly dolphin for my lunch.....

Anyway sharks and octopuses are way cooler than dolphins....actually so are jellyfish and turtles......Man Dolphins are struggling to even make the top ten to be honest....

 

that is pretty impressive tho, i mean dolphins are grandl...ahh