Help with vaginas.

Discussion in 'Oral Sex' started by Sam_Stoned, Apr 6, 2010.

  1. Sam_Stoned

    Sam_Stoned Senior Member

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    lol

    My question is about oral sex. I've eaten only two pussies in my life. But the last one I ate... I had my finger in her and the g-spot wasn't where I remembered it. What the fuck is it not lways in the same place? Was this chick missing one? I know a g-spot when I feel it because it's a different texture than the rest of the pussy.

    Also, what are some pussy eating tips? Hopefully one day I'll eat a pussy when I'm not shitfaced drunk and really be able to focus on what I'm doing. I have a large and pretty nimble tongue, and I know how to work a clit but I need some new moves. Really the only gem I have as far as eating pussy goes is holding the clit between my teeth and rolling my tongue around it while I work her inside with a finger or two. Give me knowledge.

    lol
     
  2. wild-flowers

    wild-flowers forever arbitrary

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    Yes the g spot sometimes leaves the vaginal nest and wonders around aimlessly.
     
  3. Sam_Stoned

    Sam_Stoned Senior Member

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    lol, nice sarcasm. Maybe I was just too drunk. But maybe it was just further up on her. It's possible right? Or I was just too drunk.

    But damn it woman, tell me what you like. I'm trying to stop being that guy who keeps getting blow jobs without returning the favor. Throw me a bone here.
     
  4. blondie99

    blondie99 Guest

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    Sounds like you don't need any pussy eating tips, what you described is making me wet and i am sure you will do the job properly
     
  5. Sam_Stoned

    Sam_Stoned Senior Member

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    Aw thanks... but when I think about it I just get the urge to just shove my tongue right in there. But then what? lol, just wriggle it aorund a bit? Work the walls? In and out or up and down?

    Or do I already got this shit? lol

    Still though, any neat little moves... I swear I'll use them properly if you share ;)
     
  6. guerillabedlam

    guerillabedlam _|=|-|=|_

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    I like licking the clit first and that usually get her nice and wet and then working my way down and in, and circling around and flicking my tounge and stuff. I usually stimulate the clit with my finger if I am licking inside her. It gets kind of messy when i do it tee hee heee.
     
  7. gorilla warfare

    gorilla warfare Member

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    i made my last gf cum without ever putting my tongue inside her. clit action was all i needed to do. she loved me. :biggrin:
     
  8. wild-flowers

    wild-flowers forever arbitrary

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    It's a vagina not a pottery class. The most stimulation is from the clit. Maybe vary licking and playing with your finger on the clit. Some girls can't handle being fingered and having their clit stimulated. Tease her alot, put your finger in and then out and then in and then out and then just pound it..lol like don't stop. And use your tongue. And if you're a great multitasker you'll touch her body once in awhile and say something like ' your body is making me so hard, you have the perfect tits'. Before you get down there and your running your hand over her panties say.. " mmm you bad girl you soaked right through your panties" then bite her earlobe and run your lips down her neck kiss her at the spot just below her jaw line. When you're down there, tell her she tastes good. If you have one hand free, jack yourself off while doing it. It will turn her on knowing your getting off on doing it. Then fuck her(SAFELY), be rough. Moan a little...like I don't mean oouuu ahhh ya daddy..I mean "uhhh" "fuck", "I'm going to cum in your tight little pussy".
     
  9. gorilla warfare

    gorilla warfare Member

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    oh, darn.... :(


    :biggrin:
     
  10. wild-flowers

    wild-flowers forever arbitrary

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    I know right? Pottery classes are rad.
     
  11. TipsyGypsy

    TipsyGypsy Light of a Fading Star

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    Yeah, I hate that.

    Everyone is different, you need to find out what a girl likes. She might like what people here suggest, or like me she wouldn't.
     
  12. wild-flowers

    wild-flowers forever arbitrary

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    Ya that's true too! ^^^^

    Some girls don't like certain things. Your best bet is probably to maybe ask.
     
  13. pr0ne420

    pr0ne420 Senior Member

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    Start licking her asshole while you play with her clit. She'll go nuts
     
  14. Sam_Stoned

    Sam_Stoned Senior Member

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    If it turns out your not preggers can I father your child? You just seem like you'd be damn good. :D

    Even though your story about the actual preggers sex wasn't remotely hot. lol, are you one of those girls who knows exactly how she wants to sit back and get fucked?

    Sometimes... you just have to fucking take control of that dick. Tell him he will get it back when you're done but now just shut the fuck up and take it.

    If a girl said that to me... I'd cum myself. Right there.
     
  15. Sam_Stoned

    Sam_Stoned Senior Member

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    Fuck you man, no. :p
     
  16. wild-flowers

    wild-flowers forever arbitrary

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    I do, I just wasn't really into it. It just felt off. Thank you tho hahaa
     
  17. WanderingturnupII

    WanderingturnupII Grouchy Old Fart

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    While you are licking her clitoris, put a couple fingers inside her, as many as she is comfortable with, and try to touch the end of your nose.
     
  18. FritzDaKatx2

    FritzDaKatx2 Vinegar Taster

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    Awww dont sweat it, just hope she dont have ringworm or a fistula.
     
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